unlucky. lol yes got #1

You're so cool #1, tell me how I can be just like you.

oh shit, that must suck

You can start by giving out handjobs, I'll go first. jk

stfu 1

hey shit happens. just go back and get the other keys lol.

Britneyyyy are you next to a pole? O_O

Not a stripper pole....

Op you're probably an idiot.

Yesss #26 I am, and #28 you are correct!

damn

you dirty whore! you're standing next to a pole and you want to strip for someone!

Tomarrow,
After riding you grandma like a bus for an hour the night before and taking a stop to cum on her you realized you actually remembered your spare condom. After running an hour to condom kingdom for tonight when you got in bed with her you reached into her saggy incest pussy and pulled out the spare. It wasnt yours. Or your grandpas.

just be like " I tried" and leave

18.. Justin bieber( or however the fuck you spell his name) called... he wants his hair back...

3, Hahaha Win

lmfaaooo 41 I hate Justin beiber he's a turd juggler >=[

40's face makes me wanna punch him. idk why.

That's rather stupid. Fuck your grandma's life :(

awww :[

yeah, this is really your fault...

Oooh, that sucks alot.

wow wayyyy to go wrong.

that sounds like an absolutly wonderful day...

"Today, my dumbass grandson had to bring me my spare car keys. dipshit brought the wrong ones. I guess brains don't run in my family like they use to in 1920. FML"

LOL that's totally a future FML

That just made my entire day. :)

Wow. Who doesn't have their grandmother's keys on their personal set of keys? Or is that only me?

OP, major fail.

you fail as a grandson.

Well... you probably lost about 10 pounds for the walk.