By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 024
You deserved it 4 381

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Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.

How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.

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How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.

You totally can lol

I'll guess that she either has a very untraditional look about her or she's a redhead ;P

You can. My boyfriend taught me how to tell :P

(#8 must be OP's boyfriend)

Perhaps OP looks like a gay guy?

There are some that might think a girl with tattoos/piercings may like it only because of the association with what they could consider "pain"?

Maybe she had a t-shirt saying "I love anal"

Well he might be her proctocologist?

Say yes and kick him in the nuts.

That's waaay extreme. In my opinion kicking someone in the nuts should only be done in self defence. Yes, OP has a reason to be offended, but a groin kick can seriously hurt a guy.

That's messed up

Fucking bitchy women everywhere who can't take a joke

and are you? lol

what she said

#25 that made no sense at all

#25 is basically just piggy-backing off of #3's question.

I checked the comments just to see if someone left a comment like this, and I was not disappointed.

that's exactly what I was thinking

What an ass..

Yeah... That's painfully shitty of him...

No more shitty puns

I see what you did there, you clever mofo

That pun was BAD

Have you guys read the book A Pain In the Ass by: Ilene Dover

Same story different perspective I assume?

I really hope there is more...if not he'll have a hard time probably finding someone to suit him...

all he wanted was someone who does anal, not very picky compared to some people.

Dump him. he's only using u for sexual purposes anyway.

How do you know he's only using her for sex? Guys ask girls out for lots of different reasons (some may be sex related), but that doesn't mean he's just using her for that, he could be a good boyfriend otherwise. Or he could be a jerk, who knows?

Come on, calm down; we don't know them at all. "Into anal look" was what made him ASK HER OUT, that's what the FML says. Not that it is what keeps him on their relationship, which may very well be awesome. As well as awful, but they are the ones that know, right? ;)

Did he specify what made you look that way?

Does he look like a guy who'd end up single?

Her assless chaps.

Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.

Do women all own a collection of assorted sizes of strap ons?

They do if they look like the kind of girls who'd be into anal!