You totally can lol

I'll guess that she either has a very untraditional look about her or she's a redhead ;P

You can. My boyfriend taught me how to tell :P

(#8 must be OP's boyfriend)

Perhaps OP looks like a gay guy?

There are some that might think a girl with tattoos/piercings may like it only because of the association with what they could consider "pain"?

#8 clearly not

Maybe she had a t-shirt saying "I love anal"

Well he might be her proctocologist?

That's waaay extreme. In my opinion kicking someone in the nuts should only be done in self defence. Yes, OP has a reason to be offended, but a groin kick can seriously hurt a guy.

That's messed up

Fucking bitchy women everywhere who can't take a joke

what she said

#25 that made no sense at all

#25 is basically just piggy-backing off of #3's question.

I checked the comments just to see if someone left a comment like this, and I was not disappointed.

that's exactly what I was thinking

Yeah... That's painfully shitty of him...

No more shitty puns

I see what you did there, you clever mofo

That pun was BAD

Have you guys read the book A Pain In the Ass by: Ilene Dover

Same story different perspective I assume?

all he wanted was someone who does anal, not very picky compared to some people.

How do you know he's only using her for sex? Guys ask girls out for lots of different reasons (some may be sex related), but that doesn't mean he's just using her for that, he could be a good boyfriend otherwise. Or he could be a jerk, who knows?

Come on, calm down; we don't know them at all. "Into anal look" was what made him ASK HER OUT, that's what the FML says. Not that it is what keeps him on their relationship, which may very well be awesome. As well as awful, but they are the ones that know, right? ;)

Her assless chaps.

genius.

Do women all own a collection of assorted sizes of strap ons?

They do if they look like the kind of girls who'd be into anal!