By Faluna - Sweden
  Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
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Bano360, NO ONE FUCKING CARES whether you are the first commenter or not. That is the most worthless goal ever thought up. How about having goals that use your intelligence, like trying to be the funniest, most insightful, most caring, or most obnoxious, and don't rely on the timing of a post.

  DocBastard  |  38

This is the longest, most worthless thread about being first that I've ever seen. It's as useless as a woman in the Blue Oyster Bar. I lost 1,472 brain cells just from reading about the plight to be, and subsequent failure to become, first. I would rather stick hot pokers in my genitals than be exposed to this kind of banal drivel.

Please kill me.

  yazmi_09  |  3

maybe op was out of town? I doubt she saw it, said "oh hey some nasty condom looking thing on the floor, I'll leave it there to froth bacteria and harden a little" and walked away