By Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden
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I would say first, but I'm probably not, and even if I was, people would get mad at me.
Bano360, NO ONE FUCKING CARES whether you are the first commenter or not. That is the most worthless goal ever thought up. How about having goals that use your intelligence, like trying to be the funniest, most insightful, most caring, or most obnoxious, and don't rely on the timing of a post.
This is the longest, most worthless thread about being first that I've ever seen. It's as useless as a woman in the Blue Oyster Bar. I lost 1,472 brain cells just from reading about the plight to be, and subsequent failure to become, first. I would rather stick hot pokers in my genitals than be exposed to this kind of banal drivel. Please kill me.
put it on ur roommates bed and write a note saying "I believe this is urs"
How do you not notice a condom on the floor for three weeks if it's right beside your bed? Try cleaning once in awhile you fuckin slob haha