Today, I found out that the play I'm doing requires me to strip naked and get an erection for a few scenes. It didn’t come up in rehearsal and the play starts in 2 days. I'm not sure how to tell my family who are coming from out of town that my first role involves me playing with my boner. FML
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JulietMarie
| 30
I don’t understand how something like that wouldn’t have come up at any point before that.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Wow. Cats has changed since I saw it.
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ohsnapword
| 21
Is the the new Debbie Does Dallas musica by any chance?
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Wow. Cats has changed since I saw it.
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rodfergie
| 18
He's in the new stage play of Aladdin.
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electrodude
| 15
Daniel Radcliffe did it
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JulietMarie
| 30
I don’t understand how something like that wouldn’t have come up at any point before that.
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Lily_Rain77
| 25
I gotta call bs. This would have been discussed before they gave you the part. They would have made sure you were comfortable with this before wasting their time (and yours) in rehearsals.
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sunnyray812
| 42
Or they didn't want to risk losing him, so they waited until the last few days. I'd still tell them to find someone else, though.
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Jorn van der Ar
| 13
Yes, and 2 days before the premiere he does not know the role. Legit AF.
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Deez_Knots
| 10
Is it magic mike on broadway?
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RichardPencil
| 29
If it didn’t come up in rehearsal, how can you expect it to come up in the actual show? You should get a strap-on dildo and cover your frightened turtle with a merkin.
What the fuck kind of play has such a scene in it? “Diddler on the Roof?”
What the fuck kind of play has such a scene in it? “Diddler on the Roof?”
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whiskey'swino
| 15
Shakespeare would probably appreciate liberal interpretations of Measure for Measure and/ or Much Ado About Nothing.
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ChibiChibi_fml
| 27
Equus has a few scenes of nudity and involves the idea that a guy is in love with a horse. So it is a possibility.
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whiskey'swino
| 15
WTF. No. Sorry honey, I have been in theatre for 20 years and have worked with nudity. A legit scrip would clearly say in the stage directions. Also, a professional director would clearly consider your feelings during the rehearsal process. Either you are working in a shady venue, with a shady script or no one bothered to read the script! Either way, run fast and run far. Preferably with clothes on.
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Kurliez408
| 32
There's no way you can be expected to do that within two days without warning.
Besides wouldn't a scene like that be in the script??? Something smells fishy here...
Besides wouldn't a scene like that be in the script??? Something smells fishy here...
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
If this is real do not, under any circumstances, do it. Quit the entire play if the nudity is not removed. This is as big of a red flag as it gets.