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"My roommate secretly edited a paper" obviously means "I wrote this bullshit while drunk off my ass".

Why does your roommate have access to papers you write?

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Why does your roommate have access to papers you write?

I think the better question is why did his roommate take the time to edit his paper to say "Kneel Gayman" whenever OP refers to a particular author.

Find and replace. Takes a few seconds.

@#34 Neil Gaiman.

@#35, True, but that doesn't help when the paper is already turned in.

#51 I was responding to #34 thinking it would take time.

I think he's saying he noticed after looking it over after he had turned it in

"My roommate secretly edited a paper" obviously means "I wrote this bullshit while drunk off my ass".

she could have left her computer open and gone the the bathroom or something

I like Doc's idea more...

#7 -- then the "FML" is that the OP doesn't know how to properly lock down their computer. While it's true that the OP's roommate is a douche, it's also true that the OP doesn't take basic precautions with their computer.

Also that OP never learned to reread papers before printing. Maybe Im just obsessive but I always check papers one last time before printing them.

StaceyLynn - You say "obsessive" but I read "careful".

I even look over them one more time after printing just to be sure.

So the war begins...

Time for a little pay back

Game! Set! Match!

Time to wash the toilet with his toothbrush.

I like the way you think #9 or shave your pubes with his razor

I think making him a dog shit sandwich sounds best. Just spread it on toast like mayonnaise. It's what I'd do.

Or cum in his shampoo :)GC

Ha that's awesome. Funny roommate.

Haha! Yes, potentially ruining someone's grade is simply hilarious!

By the way #10 I hope you know your peeling blood. I think you should have doc b. check that out for you.

Time for you to exact your revenge.

Well, roommates will be roommates (and by that I mean prankster bastards )