FML : Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that...

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Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dumbfuck - / Friday 25 September 2009 04:41 / United States

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By lrb081 | 0

#585811 - Friday 25 September 2009 14:46

a bit of advice: there is NOTHING sexy about that dance move. period.

By Glam_fml | 0

#585837 - Friday 25 September 2009 15:15

Men dancing is rarely ever sexy.

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By giiiiinge | 0

#585691 - Friday 25 September 2009 12:16

first! only joking, that's annoying :L
but yeah, kinda FYL for the ball-pain, but kinda YDI for trying to dance sexily when you clearly aren't. :)

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isodufff | 0

#613674 - Saturday 10 October 2009 19:08

oh man. that's amazing.

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mrguy266 | 0

#981710 - Monday 19 April 2010 6:32

OP that's called grinding retard...

By PsYcHoSOADLaDy | 0

#585711 - Friday 25 September 2009 12:42

Note To Self: Never Try That Again... Way To Go!!! Lol YSoooooDI

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Vincanety | 0

#2837981 - Thursday 7 July 2011 11:05

don't put capitals for every word idiot

By mastory96 | 0

#585744 - Friday 25 September 2009 13:32

well, look at his name. it fits, don't it? next time--practice. :)

By CrunkCupcake97 | 2

#585750 - Friday 25 September 2009 13:35

that sounds like a retarded dance.

By cr4ckb0n3f4n | 0

#585777 - Friday 25 September 2009 14:04

thats why I just don't dance

By lrb081 | 0

#585811 - Friday 25 September 2009 14:46

a bit of advice: there is NOTHING sexy about that dance move. period.

By Glam_fml | 0

#585837 - Friday 25 September 2009 15:15

Men dancing is rarely ever sexy.

By Th217 | 2

#585846 - Friday 25 September 2009 15:27

ydi for being exactly as your name states, a dumb fuck

By DynamicDave | 11

#585850 - Friday 25 September 2009 15:30

haha did she laugh?

By kibbleznbitz0 | 0

#585984 - Friday 25 September 2009 17:20

its called thrust. haha that sucks though. did she kiss them for you? ;P

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