By iwannagotomiamitoo - 19/08/2013 04:30 - United States - Brookline
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get over there and triple bitch slap the motherfucker with a round house kick
Lol better go buy what you want now while you can still blame id theft!
Now's as good a time as any to go to Florida; while you're there, bring the identity thief to justice. Who knows, maybe someone will make a mediocre comedy film about your story.
Report to the police immediately, as there are a lot of "five star services" in Miami, and some of them can put you in jail...
Police in the US don't do jack shit. They eat doughnuts and pretend to work as they're cruising in their cars. They don't care about you unless you're in the business class or higher. If you did report to them they would solve your case in a year and by then the thief would have fled.
In hindsight, perhaps you shouldn't have posted your social security number on the side of a rolling billboard for a Lifelock commercial.