Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
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ktiskool
| 18
Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts
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lexos
| 16
Does his tactic actually work?
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zeusdom
| 15
I'm sure that must have "pissed" you off
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Not as much as this repeated toilet pun does.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
I'd have upvoted this if it weren't in quotes. We're not stupid. We can spot a pun.
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shellykjelly
| 26
Well you know what they say, it's better to he pissed off than pissed on
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Schrypt
| 15
Potty mouth!
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xx000o
| 27
Think about all the money you are saving not buying diapers anymore.
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lexos
| 16
Does his tactic actually work?
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Rinat_fml
| 26
I don't get why she doesn't make him clean it up instead. It's his mess.
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muarif
| 19
Because she knows her work and does it *grabs popcorns* :3
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jforren
| 14
This is the 21st century, get with the times. Sexism isn't cool.
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psychopolarbear
| 28
She wanted her son to use the bathroom. He did. He used the whole bathroom floor around the toilet while sword fighting. I'd say the tactic worked just fine.
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CVTTRVN
| 19
Im with #55. Make ur hubby clean up his mess!
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ktiskool
| 18
Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
This is the right advice
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devildog562
| 33
My thought is , why on earth would she clean it up? Unless it is the only bathroom or something. I wouldn't want to clean anyone else's fluid up of I can help it. Besides everyone knows sword fighting belongs outside not in the house.
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RickySleeves
| 20
I'd be so pissed off
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Jake42100
| 17
Your pun is bad,And you should feel bad...You basically took #1's comment by the way...
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RickySleeves
| 20
Sorry about that. Have a great day!
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MrConcise
| 34
#8 - Your reference is bad, and you should feel bad.
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SpankyRaven
| 31
#8 both comments were written at almost the same time. #4 just had the misfortune of hitting submit later than #1. What would be the point in copying?
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jessi_sunshine
| 26
It would seem that urine for a long day, OP.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
^
#1 and #4, this is how a pun is done. Without making it obvious.
#1 and #4, this is how a pun is done. Without making it obvious.
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LosTe_fml
| 19
I guess you win some and you lose some...
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Otherhats
| 20
If it works it works? Anyway, straighten out there path. Hehe, see what I did there?
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LunaRebirth
| 7
I see what you did.. used the wrong form of "their".
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Otherhats
| 20
Seriously?.... Bro. If your gonna correct someone's grammar at least be good at it.
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xxmollyxx
| 25
Oh my
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Pingvinai
| 37
You're*
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Otherhats
| 20
You..., >.>
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callalilley
| 18
Don't cross the streams!
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appletreee
| 29
Yuck! I would make them clean it up, OP.
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TheBelt
| 19
You gotta give the man props I mean at least he taught him how to use the toilet now all you gotta do is teach him how to clean his mess after he's done.
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Gillett
| 23
Exactly. Our dad can explain to him that a "Gentleman" always fixes his mistakes and cleans up his messes.