FML : Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting"...

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By diapersplease - / Sunday 7 June 2015 01:17 / United States - Buffalo

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By ktiskool | 18

#6313482 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:27

Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts

By lexos | 16

#6313481 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:26

Does his tactic actually work?

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By zeusdom | 15

#6313480 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:26

I'm sure that must have "pissed" you off

DFMLharsh | 20

#6313495 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:31

Not as much as this repeated toilet pun does.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6313504 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:34

I'd have upvoted this if it weren't in quotes. We're not stupid. We can spot a pun.

shellykjelly | 26

#6313601 - Sunday 7 June 2015 21:05

Well you know what they say, it's better to he pissed off than pissed on

Schrypt | 15

#6313986 - Monday 8 June 2015 5:23

Potty mouth!

xx000o | 27

#6314240 - Monday 8 June 2015 11:56

Think about all the money you are saving not buying diapers anymore.

By lexos | 16

#6313481 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:26

Does his tactic actually work?

Rinat_fml | 26

#6313675 - Sunday 7 June 2015 23:40

I don't get why she doesn't make him clean it up instead. It's his mess.

muarif | 19

#6313729 - Monday 8 June 2015 0:21

Because she knows her work and does it *grabs popcorns* :3

jforren | 14

#6313842 - Monday 8 June 2015 2:31

This is the 21st century, get with the times. Sexism isn't cool.

psychopolarbear | 28

#6313938 - Monday 8 June 2015 4:42

She wanted her son to use the bathroom. He did. He used the whole bathroom floor around the toilet while sword fighting. I'd say the tactic worked just fine.

CVTTRVN | 19

#6314107 - Monday 8 June 2015 8:30

Im with #55. Make ur hubby clean up his mess!

By ktiskool | 18

#6313482 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:27

Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6313503 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:34

This is the right advice

devildog562 | 33

#6313506 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:34

My thought is , why on earth would she clean it up? Unless it is the only bathroom or something. I wouldn't want to clean anyone else's fluid up of I can help it. Besides everyone knows sword fighting belongs outside not in the house.

By RickySleeves | 20

#6313484 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:27

I'd be so pissed off

Jake42100 | 17

#6313493 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:30

Your pun is bad,And you should feel bad...You basically took #1's comment by the way...

RickySleeves | 20

#6313574 - Sunday 7 June 2015 20:25

Sorry about that. Have a great day!

MrConcise | 34

#6313616 - Sunday 7 June 2015 21:33

#8 - Your reference is bad, and you should feel bad.

SpankyRaven | 31

#6313973 - Monday 8 June 2015 5:15

#8 both comments were written at almost the same time. #4 just had the misfortune of hitting submit later than #1. What would be the point in copying?

By jessi_sunshine | 26

#6313488 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:28

It would seem that urine for a long day, OP.

DFMLharsh | 20

#6313533 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:53

^
#1 and #4, this is how a pun is done. Without making it obvious.

By LosTe_fml | 19

#6313490 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:29

I guess you win some and you lose some...

By Otherhats | 20

#6313492 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:29

If it works it works? Anyway, straighten out there path. Hehe, see what I did there?

LunaRebirth | 7

#6313829 - Monday 8 June 2015 2:09

I see what you did.. used the wrong form of "their".

Otherhats | 20

#6314074 - Monday 8 June 2015 7:27

Seriously?.... Bro. If your gonna correct someone's grammar at least be good at it.

xxmollyxx | 25

#6314108 - Monday 8 June 2015 8:30

Oh my

Pingvinai | 37

#6314161 - Monday 8 June 2015 9:34

You're*

Otherhats | 20

#6314614 - Monday 8 June 2015 19:29

You..., >.>

By callalilley | 18

#6313494 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:30

Don't cross the streams!

By appletreee | 29

#6313496 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:31

Yuck! I would make them clean it up, OP.

By TheBelt | 19

#6313497 - Sunday 7 June 2015 19:31

You gotta give the man props I mean at least he taught him how to use the toilet now all you gotta do is teach him how to clean his mess after he's done.