By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a sword under the bed, a proper sharp 'knight on horseback' sword instead of the typical baseball bat for burglars, I found this out after I was groping under there for a dropped earring and cut one of my fingers down to the bone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 938
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That's to be expected when dating a samurai

So you found your knight in shining armor? Sounds like a keeper. =) The hand sucks though - you'll likely need stitches. It's okay if he keeps a sword for self defense, but he should take a note from the medieval knights to protect his blade and others reaching around in the dark - he should use a scabbard for his sword. (Also a good policy for his other "sword" too)

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So you found your knight in shining armor? Sounds like a keeper. =) The hand sucks though - you'll likely need stitches. It's okay if he keeps a sword for self defense, but he should take a note from the medieval knights to protect his blade and others reaching around in the dark - he should use a scabbard for his sword. (Also a good policy for his other "sword" too)

That's to be expected when dating a samurai

You know, there's an 85% chance that a dude with a sword really ought not to have it, but I'm always willing to give the benefit of the doubt. Until I read that they leave it unsheathed under the bed. This is someone who does not respect the sword, and.. Well, I was going to write, "Will get himself or someone else hurt," but I guess that already happened. *sigh*

Jon Tessler 14

they have this really cool invention called a flashlight. you press a button and it shines a light so you aren't blindly groping for stuff you drop in dark places, like under your bed.

TeaTimeAbyss 19

NO SHEATH???

swords are cool as HECK

bobsanction 18

Sword works better than a baseball bat.