Animals: Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever,...

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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Boweezee 0

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:45

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

diki_fml 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:12

YDI

sloppyflow 1

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Monday 21 February 2011 18:19

yea YDI op. btw It would be fun to watch the dead bird smear across the windshield.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

hubbabubbba 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:42

the bird was prob to thick

redbluegreen 40

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:19

How does this work? I'm trying to imagine it and it seems too complicated. And I'm with #1, how is that clever? You just didn't use your hands? Do birds randomly die on windshields now too?

FMLGirl1991 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:20

how could you treat a dead animal with such disrespect? At least make it so it wouldn't have landed on the road. I'm glad it landed on your lap, you insensitive creep.