Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy...

By :/ - 4/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By Gmoney12 | 18

#5742615 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

By aligator121 | 15

#5742621 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

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By lucianaamelia | 21

#5742614 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Oh dear. Mistaken identity strikes again!

misspulkadot24 | 17

#5742636 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!!

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5742694 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:47

She's a pretty good wingman

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5742711 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:06

OP got two people to start dating through with just a text message? Time to start a dating service!

scooterdude720 | 19

#5742717 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:14

So it's a big problem if a guy asks out a girl through text, but it's okay for the girl to do it? It's a horrible outcome, but at least this will make OP think twice about asking someone out through text.

xoamy906 | 25

#5742786 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:37

Why would she ask someone out over text?

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5742942 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:04

The Office, Michael

AninOnin | 24

#5743016 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 8:45

#39, that's exactly what I was just thinking. People shouldn't ask each other out over text messages, period.

By Gmoney12 | 18

#5742615 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#5742624 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

A new level of the abyss

cruel_fate | 10

#5742727 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:30

There is no escape.
-Darth Vader

cruel_fate | 10

#5742734 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:36

Look what happened to me when I got out of the friend zone

Snazzy_Snaz | 17

#5742893 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:47

You've done horrible things, Vader.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5742919 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:21

2 your pic goes perfect with your comment lol

By aligator121 | 15

#5742621 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

Damian95 | 16

#5742913 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:13

How did they meet for a date if he was talking to OP?

ocramavaf | 15

#5742943 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:07

maddy just saw the opportunity and just run with it

By slooby_fml | 25

#5742625 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:19

How does that happen? If he was getting to know you over these texts then he must have noticed you were nothing like the girl from his work. Unless you're exactly alike. In which case...I got nothin

By patchesOhoolihan | 12

#5742626 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Welshite | 39

#5742646 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:24

Maybe because she liked him. Traditional gender roles are being blurred as the years go by. A girl does not have to wait for the male to make the first move anymore.

DocBastard | 38

#5742658 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:28

Welshite knows this well. All the chicks hit on him.

Welshite | 39

#5742669 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:30

Indeed they do. Unfortunately those hits have left me with broken ribs and a black eye before. I guess I shouldn't wolf-whistle and slap their bottoms, but I just can't help myself.

MrSassypants | 32

#5742675 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:33

And those cheesy pickups lines didn't help either after you smacked their rears.

"Are your parents beavers? Because damn, girl."

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5742704 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:58

#24- Same here, Welshite. Same here.

gc327072 | 29

#5742818 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:20

27- are your parents cows? Cause you're udderly attractive.

Kuramasan_fml | 12

#5742882 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:35

That is so terrible that I will probably have to use it. XD @62

By tinyrosie | 21

#5742627 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:20

Well now all you have to do is kill Maddie, skin her, sew her skin on your face and voila! You're maddy and everyone wins :)

Peachy2392 | 26

#5742637 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

That's not creepy

tinyrosie | 21

#5742651 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:25

Nope. Not at all xD

MrSassypants | 32

#5742677 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:34

Little do people know, I did that to myself. Now everyone thinks I am me! It's the perfect, evil, master plan. MUAHAHAHAHA!

KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5742683 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:37

The perks of having unique name :P

emirie | 21

#5742698 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:53

Oh my goodness. Thanks for the nightmares tonight...

mattyiscool123 | 26

#5742782 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:30

Sure there's no problem with first-degree murder

DJisHere11 | 19

#5742822 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:29

#7 Everyone wins, except Maddie.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5742903 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:58

or is it maddy

tinyrosie | 21

#5742917 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:20

Dun dun dunnnn

davincidasecond | 24

#5742951 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:31

That's definitely the most disturbing comment I've read on fml.

swaggalikethat | 22

#5743088 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 10:33

Why are the pretty ones always insane? All i gotta do is stay awake…forever…

mein_blut69 | 15

#5743116 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 11:34

For some reason Texas Chainsaw Massacre popped into my mind. And all chances of sleep go right out the window. Thanks #7......dick.

fyi joking, I found that kind of funny.

ClaireWinchester | 17

#5744171 - Wednesday 6 November 2013 8:01

Calm down, Buffalo Bill.

tinyrosie | 21

#5745433 - Thursday 7 November 2013 8:04

Yay! I win for creeping everyone out!

tinyrosie | 21

#5745434 - Thursday 7 November 2013 8:05

#97 Don't worry I'm not actually THAT terrifying. I thought it was funny but my sense of humor is a little weird x)

By QueenD11 | 9

#5742628 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:20

I guess that will teach you not to TEXT things like that huh?

AninOnin | 24

#5743019 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 8:48

Dunno why you're getting thumbed down, but I agree. If something is serious enough to you, you need to pluck up the courage to do it while-heartedly.

amisenho | 11

#5743467 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 19:28

I prefer to do things like this whale-heartedly, myself.

By the_shift | 13

#5742629 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:21

Oh my... Knowing two people with the same name sucks... You can get them mixed up real easily.

By jsp16 | 24

#5742632 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:21

I knew Cupid existed.

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5742634 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

If only this was a movie, the neighbor always gets the guy/girl in the end. At least you have an advantage of seeing him and being able to talk more often.

graceinsheepwear | 33

#5742707 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:00

I think most people spend more time with co-workers than neighbors, and even family many times, unfortunately.