Love: Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was...

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

WittyMoron 22

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

MrsDruidess 23

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:00

wow, that's gotta burn!

WittyMoron 22

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

TheSmartAss10 21

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

boating_guy 33

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Thursday 10 December 2015 19:40

That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape

TheSmartAss10 21

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Friday 11 December 2015 5:50

xD, I said hot, not ice cold my friend.

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Thursday 2 March 2017 5:26

No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter

ManUtdFan743 21

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP.

drayloon 50

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:33

I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire...

JMichael 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 12:58

It's burning love guys.

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

UncleSplooge 16

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

So you're saying he MADE you feel hot.

saraaa2552 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:10

It's better than nothing right?

Adam_Power58 16

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:18

It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand

DBudders 15

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Thursday 10 December 2015 13:43

What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit.

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:24

Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up?

sanchitgoyal 27

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Thursday 10 December 2015 9:27

Cmon baby light My fire?

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Thursday 10 December 2015 17:13

This girl is on fire!

Nearly

Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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Today, I found out my husband cheated on me with my "best friend" on our 6-year anniversary, the 11th of November. He'd left the next morning with no explanation, and she even picked me up to go get ice cream. Three days later we even went Christmas shopping together. How could they do this? FML

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Today, I discovered my husband of 8 years has been replying to an OnlyFans models pics on Twitter. Two weeks ago, I'd found his secret Instagram that only follows two OF models, and she's one of them. He also watches her on Twitch. He doesn't know I know. We've only had sex twice in the last year because he "doesn't think about sex." FML

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