By PerturbedStudent - United States - Keller Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 22544 You deserved it 1635 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MarkQ95 - Ireland Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML I agree, your life sucks 30792 You deserved it 59562 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Rockford Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML I agree, your life sucks 32931 You deserved it 48904 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Donewiththis Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML I agree, your life sucks 12935 You deserved it 840 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Drives Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML I agree, your life sucks 2174 You deserved it 568 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By debodave - Germany Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML I agree, your life sucks 9135 You deserved it 68476 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By buymeadrank - United States Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML I agree, your life sucks 95467 You deserved it 9267 331 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By El Boz - United States Splashed out Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML I agree, your life sucks 20101 You deserved it 61748 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 33853 You deserved it 2828 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML FML FML!! Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML I agree, your life sucks 1943 You deserved it 150 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Monty Python's Flying Circus Today, it's been three weeks since my son found my old red dress and hat outfit in the attic, and like every day since then, he has been putting it on and bursting into rooms without warning and shouting, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" He's almost 18 and going to college in September. FML I agree, your life sucks 3991 You deserved it 931 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thatonekid - United States Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 70329 You deserved it 3528 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oopsies - United States Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 27775 You deserved it 5408 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stuckwiththebill The show must go on! Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 6461 You deserved it 410 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Chilly Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 30330 You deserved it 2615 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/5/2020 14:00 Dad jokes, part 43884 Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML I agree, your life sucks 1672 You deserved it 262 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Watford Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML I agree, your life sucks 42186 You deserved it 9687 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Winx - United States Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML I agree, your life sucks 30237 You deserved it 11644 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dadadoo - United States Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML I agree, your life sucks 33779 You deserved it 3300 207 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML I agree, your life sucks 32280 You deserved it 3944 214 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lysh Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML I agree, your life sucks 12801 You deserved it 862 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Denmark Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML I agree, your life sucks 17313 You deserved it 27805 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JBone - Canada Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML I agree, your life sucks 6391 You deserved it 33206 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Une Fille - Canada Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML I agree, your life sucks 18202 You deserved it 44112 326 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brilee Bruxvoort - 31/5/2020 23:00 Don't give up Today, after finally putting my foot down and trying to kick my husband out for his alcoholism, I got a lecture from his parents about how much of a piece of shit I am for "giving up" on their son. I've been trying to get him to get help for the past three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 2071 You deserved it 143 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MafiaWarsWidow - Australia Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML I agree, your life sucks 27364 You deserved it 5456 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Annon - Australia Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML I agree, your life sucks 25741 You deserved it 2465 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dirtyfoot - United States Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML I agree, your life sucks 22018 You deserved it 2390 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hairless - Canada Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML I agree, your life sucks 31358 You deserved it 6752 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML I agree, your life sucks 31142 You deserved it 7867 286 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 41447 You deserved it 5295 210 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not a shitty situation so fuck you - United States - San Francisco Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 13739 You deserved it 756 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By a - United Kingdom Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML I agree, your life sucks 95820 You deserved it 49524 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Zekrome - Canada - Markham Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML I agree, your life sucks 53367 You deserved it 23964 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AnonymousAndSad - United States - Waukon Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML I agree, your life sucks 47663 You deserved it 7821 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tequila - Netherlands Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML I agree, your life sucks 30505 You deserved it 3185 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dom - South Africa - Kwa-zulu Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML I agree, your life sucks 22092 You deserved it 3275 210 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FirstKiss - Canada Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 77615 You deserved it 6656 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GotPunched - Finland Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML I agree, your life sucks 97600 You deserved it 5554 222 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Laura - United States Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML I agree, your life sucks 48544 You deserved it 6190 192 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sick - United States Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML I agree, your life sucks 27765 You deserved it 2820 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheSmartAss10 | 21 #6481559 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02 That's pretty hot ;) Send a private message 201 9 Reply
By WittyMoron | 22 #6481558 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02 Were the edges of the letter charred? Send a private message 185 7 Reply
By MrsDruidess | 23 #6481557 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:00 wow, that's gotta burn! Send a private message 16 41 Reply
By WittyMoron | 22 #6481558 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02 Were the edges of the letter charred? Send a private message 185 7 Reply
By TheSmartAss10 | 21 #6481559 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02 That's pretty hot ;) Send a private message 201 9 Reply
Reply boating_guy | 33 #6481880 - Thursday 10 December 2015 19:40 That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape Send a private message 3 17 Reply
Reply TheSmartAss10 | 21 #6482253 - Friday 11 December 2015 5:50 xD, I said hot, not ice cold my friend. Send a private message 8 3 Reply
Reply RWBY_RubyRose | 9 #7418834 - Thursday 2 March 2017 5:26 No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By ManUtdFan743 | 21 #6481560 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02 I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP. Send a private message 94 3 Reply
Reply drayloon | 50 #6481596 - Thursday 10 December 2015 10:33 I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire... Send a private message 30 5 Reply
Reply JMichael | 25 #6481639 - Thursday 10 December 2015 12:58 It's burning love guys. Send a private message 12 2 Reply
By Warmonger_Smurf | 29 #6481561 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07 Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas. Send a private message 69 2 Reply
By UncleSplooge | 16 #6481562 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07 So you're saying he MADE you feel hot. Send a private message 32 7 Reply
By saraaa2552 | 15 #6481564 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:10 It's better than nothing right? Send a private message 3 26 Reply
By Adam_Power58 | 16 #6481570 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:18 It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand Send a private message 12 11 Reply
Reply DBudders | 15 #6481652 - Thursday 10 December 2015 13:43 What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit. Send a private message 21 2 Reply
By colorfulequines | 6 #6481571 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:24 Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up? Send a private message 26 1 Reply
By sanchitgoyal | 27 #6481576 - Thursday 10 December 2015 9:27 Cmon baby light My fire? Send a private message 28 0 Reply
Reply hamburgerjung | 23 #6481787 - Thursday 10 December 2015 17:13 This girl is on fire! Send a private message 11 0 Reply
Today, we’ve been unable to have sex for months due to my boyfriend’s health issues. I would never EVER cheat on him; however my unconscious mind has other... I agree, your life sucks 264 You deserved it 62 3 Comments
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 700 You deserved it 74 8 Comments