Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
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WCARlover
| 34
Do you have a crush on a puppy, by chance?
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SOILEDIT
| 51
Well, at least he's into you AND he didn't bite your face off!
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SOILEDIT
| 51
Well, at least he's into you AND he didn't bite your face off!
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psychopolarbear
| 28
Talk about eating face
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walker9879
| 25
Some people are into that. :P
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WCARlover
| 34
Do you have a crush on a puppy, by chance?
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whysobeachy
| 37
Or a grown dog. They're pretty loving, too.
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fitnessgram
| 19
Honestly, I would like to marry my dog. She's an ok kisser, but her breath smells like raw meat.
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fhksuaifk
| 16
Hey he's trying
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Welshite
| 39
You have just encountered a facehugger. Expect to have an alien baby burst from your chest in a few days.
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Just1Day
| 12
Some of the most committed and long lasting relationships have come from experiencing all of the firsts with someone. He's a great guy. Be patient with him.
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19teej96
| 19
Very valid point. Also if it's the first time for something he's more likely to remember anniversaries and stuff like that.
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
it's memorable, those are the best ones.
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buckdharma
| 36
He's working his way down. How do you feel about shoulder kissing?
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MidnaLink
| 32
That actually sounds hot if he does it gently!