*sniff* You guys smell that? BUUUURRRN!

Yummy.

At least it wasn't a deadmau5.

NOOOO!!! PICKACHU!!!!

Ew!

Kill it!! Kill it!! With fire!!....oh wait...... o.O

Fried rat. Delicious.

Ratatouille.

My favorite food!

I'd like to know how a rat got into this emergency exit sign to begin with ..

73- dafaq?

Honey look what I brought home for dinner~ :

But poor rat!

No, it's delicious. You should *munch* try *munch* this oh my god *munch*.

I read that with a Cleveland voice.

Sounds like a job for bear grills... Better drink my own piss.

Dont worry OP youre doing gods work. How else are we going to keep the homless fed?

And not one single negative comment about his username. Shame on you, FML community!

Well, the exit sign decided to do the honors of frying it beforehand. What a nice exit sign.

Another Redneck Voice: I got a possum!

Geter done

Git 'R Done* love Larry the cable guy

Redneck voice: tastes just like chicken!

Shat ap wit dese Gosh darned red-neck-ed ack sents! Mah tolur-ense levil has jest 'bout reached its limit! Cant no 'un do nutin' 'riginal no more? Mah gudness...

This....Sentence... Hurts my face..:/

65- I died a little inside when I wrote it...

Hahaha! Sounds like something my uncle from Texas would say. (btw I LOVE your picture)

everyone that posted "redneck voice" has only seen them in the movies, dumbass'.

GIT'IR'DONE!!! MAKE NASCAR AN OLYPOC SPORT!!!!

Hey I admit my family is a bunch of rednecks and we sometimes do talk like that and by the way possum actually isn't that bad

*nods* Rednecks are sometimes actually not stupid, and insulting them can get you shot

the people they are making fun of is people that live way out in the country and cant afford an education but they know how to shoot hunt and fix stuff. i live out in the country in Texas so what are you ganna call me

Op did...

Your pun was not as electrifying as you expected it to be, 4.

I was just thinking the same thing

Yes i agree, nothing gets my mouth watering like the thought of a ratburger.

U suck

We all suck! {^,^}

We all scream for ice cream..

I just saw you in a rage comic saying that you probably don't know what ebony means. You are popular :D

It means black...? Seriously? Uh send me the link

Exit life, stage right.

#30 cooked* right.

Hello MrSassyPants. I see that your pants are extra sassy today.

Tom is jealous.

You bastards?

Jerry is a mouse....

As a child, I would always forget who was Tom and who was Jerry. They're the reason I have trust issues.

50 is right, Jerry is a mouse, not a rat!

I know a friend who f**ks em