FML : Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the...

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By not a cancerous pimple / Saturday 31 January 2015 00:11 / United States - Chester Springs

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By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6188784 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:24

My diagnosis: Web MD induced hypochondria.

By rhysfucker | 24

#6188788 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:26

(Red Foreman voice)
Dumbass.

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By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6188784 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:24

My diagnosis: Web MD induced hypochondria.

timakinz | 21

#6188810 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:36

That moment when you're not sure whether your hypochondria is real or Web MD deluded you into thinking so.

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6188839 - Saturday 31 January 2015 20:06

That moment when you realize that saying "that moment when" makes no sense and is just plain annoying.

ChristianH39 | 30

#6188885 - Saturday 31 January 2015 21:09

Of all the annoying overused things people say on fml (shitty situation/plot twist etc.) "that moment when" is not that bad.

Riku714 | 25

#6189041 - Sunday 1 February 2015 1:04

that moment when nobody thinks your comment is funny

Sandman366 | 6

#6189725 - Sunday 1 February 2015 23:19

Yeah, pretty much the prime example of why not to self diagnose. Especially if you can't tell the difference between cancer and a pimple.

By Notore | 32

#6188785 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:25

Well that sucks

jerryj | 27

#6188898 - Saturday 31 January 2015 21:30

Sounds like something that could be said about any FML.

By MisterGasMoney | 16

#6188787 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:26

Lesson learned?

By rhysfucker | 24

#6188788 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:26

(Red Foreman voice)
Dumbass.

1337X_Gloves | 6

#6195165 - Saturday 7 February 2015 5:41

this made my day

By deathhill3 | 40

#6188789 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:26

Never trust the internet to give even a slightly accurate diagnosis of a medical condition.

By meli1195 | 31

#6188790 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:27

you really shouldn't believe all you read on the Internet OP.

Nymeria_fml | 25

#6188793 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:28

Now OP might have trouble believing you.

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6188843 - Saturday 31 January 2015 20:07

It is written on the Internet, though

By thejokingguy13 | 12

#6188791 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:27

So dumb I couldn't even come up with a decent smartness comment

By 8Dirty1 | 24

#6188800 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:30

I can no longer trust you with scissors you'll hurt yourself

By feven | 32

#6188802 - Saturday 31 January 2015 19:31

I don't blame you. I get really paranoid after I read the results for any symptom I type into google. I guess the Internet just has that effect. *types in stuffy nose, result: I'm dying in two days