Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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tpuff
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Maybe you need Life alert :)
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Dory123
| 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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tpuff
| 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
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ICastillo
| 24
Help I've fallen and I can't get up.
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awsetdvcshjkgss
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You will probably laugh about it later
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lolipop1234_fml
| 7
Profile pic!
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YacL
| 15
19 - I don't know about you, but personally, this is not something I would "laugh about later". Especially with the way OP described it.
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rsunshine2020
| 13
Because god forbid every single moment of your life isn't on display for everyone on facebook to see :)
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JustDerpin
| 11
You know who else needs Life Alert? The infinity sign.
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Dixbfloppin
| 11
All. [pause] Senior. [pause] Citizens. [pause] Need. [pause] Life Alert.
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JuliannVo
| 11
She probably would soon (: but I hope you are okay.
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flockz
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i laid there for hours before anyone found me!
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ihasbrains
| 10
48, It's actually this:
Every. Senior. Citizen. SHOULD. Have. Life alert.
Heh, I love that commercial.
Every. Senior. Citizen. SHOULD. Have. Life alert.
Heh, I love that commercial.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Kudos for me for being a 14 year old girl without Facebook (:
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
My personal favorite is "Hove around takes me where I want to go!"
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gmc_blossom
| 21
77-
Congratulations, man! Way to go! The world needs more people like you! Holy shit, you're amazing.
Lol, no, seriously. What do you want, a cookie?
Congratulations, man! Way to go! The world needs more people like you! Holy shit, you're amazing.
Lol, no, seriously. What do you want, a cookie?
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OhhIrony
| 6
-48 I love how your picture goes perfectly with what you said
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Sorry, I was just saying... :/
And yea I would love a cookie
And yea I would love a cookie
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gmc_blossom
| 21
124-
Well, too bad.
Well, too bad.
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ohrlly7457
| 7
Ouch. She you deserve better
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xKites
| 4
I had to read that twice.
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obnum
| 19
Oh please everyone calm down I'm sure it was just a typo. God it's like everyone needs to be perfect when they comment or they get a ton of dislikes. -.-
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partyfool2011
| 4
68- yes. don't you know how the internet works?
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MrSnoopyJ
| 1
It wouldn't be so bad, if that wasn't a first grader gramatical error.
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kittytub
| 12
73- grammatical. D8
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trivel64
| 16
Hahah, I first read that as "Ouch. You deserve butter."
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TheOnlyX
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Fine 68, but only because I don't want to get my ass beat by a panda....that doesn't look too good on records.
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flamegrilled123
| 3
Reminds me of that pic of a baby with a fan on it that says "a fan fell on our baby, lets take a photo for the Internet!"
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GirlYouNasty
| 11
Some people's priorities are really fucked up.
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nanpooo
| 6
Take a picture of her saying she looked like a cheap hooker? Too much?
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anencephalic
| 14
Too much.
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Dixbfloppin
| 11
Her charges are too much.
Zing~!
Zing~!
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007type
| 26
45- that was cheap.
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nanpooo
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41- would cheap mother be better?
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llamafish
| 25
49 - But she certainly isn't.
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jerry2011
| 4
Lately all moms are not acting like moms anymore
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crackpot1217
| 0
Shut up ho
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XxskyelovexX
| 13
My mom made me cry on thanksgiving of seventh grade. My aunt had to calm me down and make me feel better. Happy Thanksgiving Mom! .-.
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jesustitts
| 20
This comment is incorrect. My mother still acts like a mother.
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jerry2011
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I meant Moms in recent FML postings
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lexi365
| 20
New female midlife crisis?
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Dory123
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Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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007type
| 26
Now OP is officially in pain.
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lukemack
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Your mum and my mum would get along.
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0ops_i_died
| 8
^ Settle down there chief.
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t765234
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47- "more than one woman was there? Sounds like a lesbian porn lead in"
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highway_unicorn7
| 5
Just play it cool and say you were doing stairobics:)
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daliagrande
| 17
That's fucked up. You could've broken something.
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007type
| 26
The way I read it, it feels like you are accusing OP. I don't know...
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Yeah she could've broken the stairs!
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TheOnlyX
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I'll let you in on a secret *moves toward ear* if you don't know don't comment.
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Futacy
| 29
Obviously, your mum is going through a midlife crisis. She's waaay overdoing it though. She's supposed to be acting like she's 21, not 12.
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luna2152
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If the mother is old enough to have a child posting on FML, I would sincerely hope she's more than 21...
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Futacy
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^ That's not even close to what I'm talking about. Try reading my comment correctly this time.
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Futacy
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16- she's having a midlife crisis, so she's acting as young as she can. She overshot though, instead of being a mum (probably in her fourties) acting like she's 21, she's acting like she's 12.