Maybe you need Life alert :)

Help I've fallen and I can't get up.

You will probably laugh about it later

Profile pic!

19 - I don't know about you, but personally, this is not something I would "laugh about later". Especially with the way OP described it.

Because god forbid every single moment of your life isn't on display for everyone on facebook to see :)

You know who else needs Life Alert? The infinity sign.

All. [pause] Senior. [pause] Citizens. [pause] Need. [pause] Life Alert.

She probably would soon (: but I hope you are okay.

i laid there for hours before anyone found me!

48, It's actually this:
Every. Senior. Citizen. SHOULD. Have. Life alert.

Heh, I love that commercial.

Kudos for me for being a 14 year old girl without Facebook (:

My personal favorite is "Hove around takes me where I want to go!"

77-

Congratulations, man! Way to go! The world needs more people like you! Holy shit, you're amazing.

Lol, no, seriously. What do you want, a cookie?

-48 I love how your picture goes perfectly with what you said

Sorry, I was just saying... :/
And yea I would love a cookie

124-

Well, too bad.

Ouch. She you deserve better

I had to read that twice.

Oh please everyone calm down I'm sure it was just a typo. God it's like everyone needs to be perfect when they comment or they get a ton of dislikes. -.-

68- yes. don't you know how the internet works?

It wouldn't be so bad, if that wasn't a first grader gramatical error.

73- grammatical. D8

Hahah, I first read that as "Ouch. You deserve butter."

Fine 68, but only because I don't want to get my ass beat by a panda....that doesn't look too good on records.

Reminds me of that pic of a baby with a fan on it that says "a fan fell on our baby, lets take a photo for the Internet!"

Some people's priorities are really fucked up.

Take a picture of her saying she looked like a cheap hooker? Too much?

Too much.

Her charges are too much.
Zing~!

45- that was cheap.

41- would cheap mother be better?

49 - But she certainly isn't.

Lately all moms are not acting like moms anymore

Shut up ho

My mom made me cry on thanksgiving of seventh grade. My aunt had to calm me down and make me feel better. Happy Thanksgiving Mom! .-.

This comment is incorrect. My mother still acts like a mother.

I meant Moms in recent FML postings

New female midlife crisis?

Well it's not official till its on Facebook.

Now OP is officially in pain.

Your mum and my mum would get along.

^ Settle down there chief.

47- "more than one woman was there? Sounds like a lesbian porn lead in"

Just play it cool and say you were doing stairobics:)

That's fucked up. You could've broken something.

The way I read it, it feels like you are accusing OP. I don't know...

Yeah she could've broken the stairs!

I'll let you in on a secret *moves toward ear* if you don't know don't comment.

Obviously, your mum is going through a midlife crisis. She's waaay overdoing it though. She's supposed to be acting like she's 21, not 12.

If the mother is old enough to have a child posting on FML, I would sincerely hope she's more than 21...

^ That's not even close to what I'm talking about. Try reading my comment correctly this time.

16- she's having a midlife crisis, so she's acting as young as she can. She overshot though, instead of being a mum (probably in her fourties) acting like she's 21, she's acting like she's 12.