FML : Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't...

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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Debbie - / Monday 23 February 2009 14:16 / United States

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By funkfunnel | 0

#5823 - Monday 23 February 2009 04:01

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

By alwaysalady | 0

#5887 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:12

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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By funkfunnel | 0

#5823 - Monday 23 February 2009 04:01

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

By bobdole | 0

#5824 - Monday 23 February 2009 04:05

that happened to me once. minus the job interview

By Jenh42391 | 0

#5841 - Monday 23 February 2009 04:57

ewwww, that sucks =(

By ricknasty | 0

#5884 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:09

#3 - It's a woman, we should all be thankful she just got there in one piece. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times, please.

By alwaysalady | 0

#5887 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:12

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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teentee401 | 36

#6113515 - Saturday 8 November 2014 06:30

I'm writing that one down

By hayleyyy | 0

#5896 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:28

You know, you can still drive with one hand... *rolls eyes*

By that_one_guy | 0

#5900 - Monday 23 February 2009 06:44

#5 I lol'd

By commonsense | 0

#5982 - Monday 23 February 2009 09:55

I lol'd so much @ #5 funnier than the actual FML but didn't you check yourself before entering the office?

By Jimmy_fml | 0

#8532 - Friday 27 February 2009 09:51

thank God for #5 his wisdom could be shared at school auditoriums

By ronnidee | 0

#32795 - Sunday 15 March 2009 03:33

i like the term "productive"! I'm going to use that from now on!

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