Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

that happened to me once. minus the job interview

ewwww, that sucks =(

#3 - It's a woman, we should all be thankful she just got there in one piece. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times, please.

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

I'm writing that one down

You know, you can still drive with one hand... *rolls eyes*

#5 I lol'd

I lol'd so much @ #5 funnier than the actual FML but didn't you check yourself before entering the office?

thank God for #5 his wisdom could be shared at school auditoriums

i like the term "productive"! I'm going to use that from now on!