Work: Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because... - FML

By Debbie - 23/02/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 16:01

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

alwaysalady 0

Monday 23 February 2009 18:12

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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Monday 23 February 2009 16:01

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

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Monday 23 February 2009 16:05

that happened to me once. minus the job interview

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:57

ewwww, that sucks =(

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Monday 23 February 2009 18:09

#3 - It's a woman, we should all be thankful she just got there in one piece. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times, please.

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Monday 23 February 2009 18:12

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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Saturday 8 November 2014 18:30

I'm writing that one down

hayleyyy 0

Monday 23 February 2009 18:28

You know, you can still drive with one hand... *rolls eyes*

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Monday 23 February 2009 18:44

#5 I lol'd

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Monday 23 February 2009 21:55

I lol'd so much @ #5 funnier than the actual FML but didn't you check yourself before entering the office?

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Friday 27 February 2009 9:51

thank God for #5 his wisdom could be shared at school auditoriums

ronnidee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

i like the term "productive"! I'm going to use that from now on!

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