Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
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Buggi_fml
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You did
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bigbadtim
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Urine trouble now.
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Buggi_fml
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You did
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AsiaTheMega123
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Exactly
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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this happened to me when I was on a wild bender with Charlie sheen. a couple of hookers dared me to balance a cup of pee on my nose, in my inebriated state it was impossible. needless to say I ended up nose deep in hooker pee. good times...
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lizzyc93
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ew gross! ^^
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relyo
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Actually he pissed himself by proxy.
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craigkid
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I said the exact same two words
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ImWinning
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haha u suck FYL bc I'm WINNING
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rebekahmarie
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So delicious!
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crispie4
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like you ;) ^^
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BananaPancakesJJ
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You must have been pissed about that.
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polarbare
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FTW!!!
winning!
winning!
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fuckup666
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You're taking The words out of my mouth xD
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Doortje
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Uhm, well, you sort of did. It's actually even dumber than pissing yourself, because that's just a matter of losing control of your bladder, whereas dropping a urine sample on yourself is just plain stupid.
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docscientist
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How do you figure? People drop things more often than pissing themselves.
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MrBobby_fml
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And you wouldn't take extra care with a cup of piss...?
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docscientist
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Just like you should take care holding a phone or any other fragile object, yet they still slip from people's grasps.
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docscientist
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If you're using the cell phone, I bet it takes "concentration" to keep it in the position you want it to remain.
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docscientist
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Before anyone reads my comment and doesn't get what I'm saying, it doesn't take concentration to hold a cup of piss upright or to move with it, you just overcompensate because you're psyched out there's piss in the cup...
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docscientist
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My point is, you don't want to drop things that have some sort of negative consequence, but people still drop things all the time...
My original reason why I posted is because dropping a cup of piss has nothing to do with intelligence.
My original reason why I posted is because dropping a cup of piss has nothing to do with intelligence.
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colffenstein
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Jesus docscientist is right. it was a fucking accident. this other dumb bitch needs to shut up.
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iloveyouu_24
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collfenstien and docscientist are right. I'm not saying it takes a genius to hold a cup, but people drop/spill liquids all the time. A real dumbass is someone who doesn't know when they need to piss. it's not "lack of control" it's just not having the sense to go to the bathroom. Dumb fucks.
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sxyKarri_94
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FAIL! I'm sure that sight was very much attractive
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Jociek
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yeahhh... it doesn't just LOOK like you pissed yourself. It's kinda the same.
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bigbadtim
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Urine trouble now.
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db_rainblow
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haha
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ilovepoppa
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lol(:
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sephoraprincess
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lol I lovvee you xD
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LunaNstars
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this one's actually funny
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jazzerina67
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you are now officially my hero. that was amazing
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brianjman14
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Now they won't know you have been smoking weed! :D
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meowmeowwkitty
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I was thinking now they WILL know. if it was someone elses piss he was trying to sneak in, that's what I got out of this FML
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Ryanfmlfiend
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69... we ahould
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Ryanfmlfiend
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so apparently autocorrect doesn't take affect until after u hit send *should
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ghjgghj
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how ironic. lol
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catscogggy
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you kind of did...
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AndelleRae
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Hahaha, I said the exact same thing when I got done reading this.
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demetrius19
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who drops there pee i mean its pee n a cup?
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Prankster7o7
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What in the hell did you say?
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rarr
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"Who drops their pee? I mean it's *only pee in a cup."
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jwilli_fml
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fucking nigs man..learn to spell and form complete sentences.
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Civilianswilldie
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I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.
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jordanprodigy023
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YDI