By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 183
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this happened to me when I was on a wild bender with Charlie sheen. a couple of hookers dared me to balance a cup of pee on my nose, in my inebriated state it was impossible. needless to say I ended up nose deep in hooker pee. good times...

Actually he pissed himself by proxy.

I said the exact same two words

haha u suck FYL bc I'm WINNING

rebekahmarie 0

So delicious!

like you ;) ^^

BananaPancakesJJ 0

You must have been pissed about that.

FTW!!! winning!

You're taking The words out of my mouth xD

Uhm, well, you sort of did. It's actually even dumber than pissing yourself, because that's just a matter of losing control of your bladder, whereas dropping a urine sample on yourself is just plain stupid.

How do you figure? People drop things more often than pissing themselves.

And you wouldn't take extra care with a cup of piss...?

Just like you should take care holding a phone or any other fragile object, yet they still slip from people's grasps.

If you're using the cell phone, I bet it takes "concentration" to keep it in the position you want it to remain.

Before anyone reads my comment and doesn't get what I'm saying, it doesn't take concentration to hold a cup of piss upright or to move with it, you just overcompensate because you're psyched out there's piss in the cup...

My point is, you don't want to drop things that have some sort of negative consequence, but people still drop things all the time... My original reason why I posted is because dropping a cup of piss has nothing to do with intelligence.

Jesus docscientist is right. it was a fucking accident. this other dumb bitch needs to shut up.

collfenstien and docscientist are right. I'm not saying it takes a genius to hold a cup, but people drop/spill liquids all the time. A real dumbass is someone who doesn't know when they need to piss. it's not "lack of control" it's just not having the sense to go to the bathroom. Dumb fucks.

FAIL! I'm sure that sight was very much attractive

yeahhh... it doesn't just LOOK like you pissed yourself. It's kinda the same.

Urine trouble now.

ilovepoppa 0


sephoraprincess 7

lol I lovvee you xD

LunaNstars 0

this one's actually funny

you are now officially my hero. that was amazing

Now they won't know you have been smoking weed! :D

meowmeowwkitty 0

I was thinking now they WILL know. if it was someone elses piss he was trying to sneak in, that's what I got out of this FML

69... we ahould

so apparently autocorrect doesn't take affect until after u hit send *should

how ironic. lol

you kind of did...

AndelleRae 9

Hahaha, I said the exact same thing when I got done reading this.

who drops there pee i mean its pee n a cup?

Prankster7o7 5

What in the hell did you say?

rarr 0

"Who drops their pee? I mean it's *only pee in a cup."

jwilli_fml 0

fucking nigs man..learn to spell and form complete sentences.

I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.

jordanprodigy023 0