FML : Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and...

Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 February 2017 22:00 / Australia - Melbourne

Intimacy

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By chyiochan | 28

#7404947 - Sunday 5 February 2017 12:26

This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean!

Or use his toothbrush to clean it?

Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!

By GhostFox | 33

#7405045 - Sunday 5 February 2017 17:01

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.

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By kpoakes | 20

#7404942 - Sunday 5 February 2017 12:20

I bet that made you really pissed.

By chyiochan | 28

#7404947 - Sunday 5 February 2017 12:26

By Youre_A_Pussy | 19

#7404976 - Sunday 5 February 2017 13:43

First time I heard anyone call tp loo paper

By Moerighan | 23

#7405013 - Sunday 5 February 2017 15:25

I'm more concerned why your husband's pee is sticky.

chyiochan | 28

#7405020 - Sunday 5 February 2017 15:43

If it's in the morning, it probably isn't completely dry as she'd be right after him. I have two young boys, pee can be tacky if there's large droplets!

my2centsworth | 15

#7405388 - Monday 6 February 2017 4:57

Sticky pee can be an indication of diabetes.

By ASLGabby | 9

#7405019 - Sunday 5 February 2017 15:36

Sounds like a sticky situation

By pjsr | 31

#7405024 - Sunday 5 February 2017 15:53

Tell him he should aim to please you

By Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7405030 - Sunday 5 February 2017 16:08

That's totally disgusting op. How long did it take you to realize that's what it was? Regardless you need demand he be less repulsive, don't take no for an answer. He'll just have to stop being lazy

By GhostFox | 33

#7405045 - Sunday 5 February 2017 17:01

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.