Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML
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kpoakes
| 20
I bet that made you really pissed.
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chyiochan
| 30
This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean!
Or use his toothbrush to clean it?
Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!
Or use his toothbrush to clean it?
Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!
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Youre_A_Pussy
| 19
First time I heard anyone call tp loo paper
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Moerighan
| 23
I'm more concerned why your husband's pee is sticky.
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chyiochan
| 30
If it's in the morning, it probably isn't completely dry as she'd be right after him. I have two young boys, pee can be tacky if there's large droplets!
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my2centsworth
| 15
Sticky pee can be an indication of diabetes.
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ASLGabby
| 9
Sounds like a sticky situation
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pjsr
| 31
Tell him he should aim to please you
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
That's totally disgusting op. How long did it take you to realize that's what it was? Regardless you need demand he be less repulsive, don't take no for an answer. He'll just have to stop being lazy
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GhostFox
| 33
Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.
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Catdragon
| 40
put the complete lid down and see if he likes that!
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Catdragon
| 40
or how about you get a lock and key for the bathroom? he'll have to ask for it every time he needs to go. that should teach him.
Or use his toothbrush to clean it?
Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!