I bet that made you really pissed.

This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean! Or use his toothbrush to clean it? Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!

First time I heard anyone call tp loo paper

I'm more concerned why your husband's pee is sticky.

Sounds like a sticky situation

Tell him he should aim to please you

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.

put the complete lid down and see if he likes that!

or how about you get a lock and key for the bathroom? he'll have to ask for it every time he needs to go. that should teach him.

The truly sad part is the slight effort he does make puts him ahead of 90% of men...