Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making... - FML

By dizzy - 7/3/2011 07:28 - Malaysia

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By ambowew | 7

#2158546 - Monday 7 March 2011 13:11

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined.
Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

By Jimboom | 11

#2158453 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:30

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP.

Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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By chorzo | 0

#2158369 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:13

is she a beached whale then.

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EmoGiana | 0

#2158848 - Monday 7 March 2011 14:57

I guess if you think of the place as the ocean... Then I guess so.

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pepsie_fml | 0

#2159001 - Monday 7 March 2011 16:06

haha

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EpicPear | 0

#2161253 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:20

Well at least now you can consider yourself a true semen.

By denvan | 0

#2158371 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:13

Don't forget his sports bra during the action you don't want to get knocked out.

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denvan | 0

#2158382 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:16

WTF it was for the man boobs one stupid iPhone

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SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2158555 - Monday 7 March 2011 13:13

haha word man I saw that

By sephoraprincess | 7

#2158376 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:13

water beds are cool! soo jealous...

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T3P33_fml | 0

#2158392 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:17

so you released your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet

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forest1wolf | 9

#2158475 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:45

I kno! I'm jealous too!

By T3P33_fml | 0

#2158378 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:15

so you release your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet!

By ludachris09 | 14

#2158394 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:17

Nice....

By 1958x | 6

#2158398 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:17

That's hilarious.

By testthecoal | 5

#2158402 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:18

Ahoy, I see booty dead ahead!

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DanielleWolf | 0

#2158708 - Monday 7 March 2011 14:07

haha

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denvan | 0

#2161462 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 10:07

lmao

By shaunasykes97 | 0

#2158416 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:20

You lose.

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ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2159720 - Monday 7 March 2011 22:08

OP's boobs: (.) (.)

Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . )

he wins.

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ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2159728 - Monday 7 March 2011 22:14

Sorry, wrong post.

By you_and_me_fml | 8

#2158425 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:25

suckss..take the party to your bed next time

By agamid | 1

#2158443 - Monday 7 March 2011 12:28

urg... i hate waterbeds... now even a bit more...