By dizzy - 07/03/2011 07:28 - Malaysia

Spicy
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 441
You deserved it 6 064

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There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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is she a beached whale then.

EmoGiana 0

I guess if you think of the place as the ocean... Then I guess so.

Well at least now you can consider yourself a true semen.

denvan 0

Don't forget his sports bra during the action you don't want to get knocked out.

denvan 0

WTF it was for the man boobs one stupid iPhone

haha word man I saw that

sephoraprincess 7

water beds are cool! soo jealous...

so you released your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet

I kno! I'm jealous too!

so you release your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet!

ludachris09 14

Nice....

That's hilarious.

testthecoal 5

Ahoy, I see booty dead ahead!

DanielleWolf 0

haha

denvan 0

lmao

shaunasykes97 0

You lose.

OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.

you_and_me_fml 8

suckss..take the party to your bed next time

urg... i hate waterbeds... now even a bit more...