Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML
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Ruff_fml
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Incest: The game the whole family can play.
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Jessi_the_sexii
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incest.. ew
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Johnaldo
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Well that sucks.
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mpontel
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who does this?
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JDFromSac
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keepin it in the family huh?
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lucindo
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KISSING COUSINS
:P
hell yer
:P
hell yer
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selenagirl_fml
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I am so amazed by this... not really I've seen this happen MANY times in my friend's families...
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thor89
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only in Texas XD
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Tanjerine
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owwwwch
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jgilez
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wincest
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dobiesFTW
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you must be originally from Arkansas
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loselos
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14 what?!?! many times!!
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coolsteve
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I assume 14 is from Arkansas
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sjisje
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Sick family business.
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Melaniee_fml
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the cousin could be on the dads side?
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silentfog
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lol. I was thinking must have been Texas
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metalfan333
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pics or it didnt happen
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Despite what people may think, this shit is not normal in Texas.. There are weird people everywhere you go, shouldn't be stereotyped to a specific state.
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That_Guy_Jake_JR
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Well #5, this is just a random guess, but I'm gonna say his mom and his moms cousin? MAYBE.
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mells105
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welcome to texas
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SabrinaEstrella
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#5- People from Texas, that's who.
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indianstrongman
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hillbillies
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priscilla_28
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Eww. That is gross.
I don't think she really thinks of this as an 'affair' more as 'family fun time'.
She wants to unite the family, you know get to know each other better. ;)
I don't think she really thinks of this as an 'affair' more as 'family fun time'.
She wants to unite the family, you know get to know each other better. ;)
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rebbee
| 0
OP's mom sucks
related sausage!!!
Ewwwww.
related sausage!!!
Ewwwww.
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selenagirl_fml
| 0
unless you're blind, if you read my profile it says PUERTO RICO! }:( gosh...
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iseefmls
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Are y'all in the Klan? White power! jk
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loselos
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91 bad joke
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skroal
| 7
IMO, it could be worse.
YDI.
YDI.
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theFMLwhore5
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insest FTW? :S
FYL..
FYL..
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quent10
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suprise incests ? o_•
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kinukle
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WINCEST
are u sure u don't live in west Virginia?
lol jk
are u sure u don't live in west Virginia?
lol jk
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ezioaudatore
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or mabe ops adopted? but still kinda awkward since it's family
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benny2465
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your from Texas, and it suprises you?
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Last I checked incest was common in Alabama, not Texas.
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dudeitsdanny
| 9
This is why the south lost: Inbreds fighting for slavery.
And to the people saying it's typical of where OP lives, don't mess with Texas: It's not nice to tease retards. Just kidding, yes it is.
Just kiddinggg ;D
All bad jokes aside, this isn't common in Texas. But it is fucking hilarious, hahaha.
And to the people saying it's typical of where OP lives, don't mess with Texas: It's not nice to tease retards. Just kidding, yes it is.
Just kiddinggg ;D
All bad jokes aside, this isn't common in Texas. But it is fucking hilarious, hahaha.
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v_garcia3
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64: They say everythin is bigger in TX...that includes the # of ppl that keep it in the family
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TheOptimist
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HEY! Don't mess with Texas you guys, them inbreds will fuck you up!
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michaelscott69
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its godfather 3 all over again
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sexybeastwon
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insesct is not the best so don't put your sister to the test
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cbr600_fml
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Jerry! jerry! Jerry!
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kevinsp
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hey smart ass, there's a difference between country bumpkins, "city folk", and rednecks.
this here is a case if country bumpkins and that's still not normal for them or any others
this here is a case if country bumpkins and that's still not normal for them or any others
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Toxxic_Blackout
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All of these Texas jokes are annoying.. maybe because I'm from Texas but they're still annoying. I did date my cousin once but I didn't know she was my cousin and after we found out we were cousins (5th cousins btw) we broke up so it doesn't count.
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MyLifeIsGreat_ha
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people from Texas
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Homeless_Panda
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#14 Are you from Alabama?
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BubbaCatLove
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F*** you.
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astarwarsfan
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you know you're redneck when...
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cloverpi314
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totally a southern thing!!! haha
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bigmas
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who would even say he / she desirved it it's not his / her fault
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thetrucker
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wow
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carolineex
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she's from texas.
duuuuhhr.
duuuuhhr.
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phara_fml
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Incest actually isn't common at ALL in Texas. It's mostly in the Appalachian mountains. Some of them are so inbred, their skin has a bluish tint lol.
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iP00PonN00bz
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lol you may be redneck...
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wintamint101
| 7
girl or boy cousin
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soul_fml
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Does op live in the deep south US? If so, then that explains all
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ayeitsmerr
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hahahahhahahahhahahahahah1!!1!1!!!!!
win
win
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mjcdsjf
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uuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's disgusting!!!!
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NavySEAL13
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Biggest understatement of FML
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ehojung
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i dont get whats wrong with texas...
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43trauts
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1 - Literally
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naida123
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I agree with you
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philipenyo
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This is the best thing ive seen in a while
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Jessi_the_sexii
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incest.. ew
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lickmyjock
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only in texas
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Sumner750
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is it incest if they r ur cousin? can't cousins get married too? in some places at least I know they can.
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shadowsbane
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Cousins = wincest. You can marry second cousins in a lot of places I believe, that would be only a little incesty (incesty is now a word).
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1030love
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@shadowsbane, i didnt check where you live, but if you're in the USA, all states allow second cousins to marry.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Ballsack, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, Iguana, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Kittenland, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, and Virginia all allow FIRST COUSINS to marry. And a few more allow half cousins, first cousins once removed, and adopted cousins.
So it's really all over the country, not just the south.
But just because it's legal, doesn't make it not gross.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Ballsack, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, Iguana, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Kittenland, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, and Virginia all allow FIRST COUSINS to marry. And a few more allow half cousins, first cousins once removed, and adopted cousins.
So it's really all over the country, not just the south.
But just because it's legal, doesn't make it not gross.
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shadowsbane
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I didn't know my state allowed first cousins to marry. :-O
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morallygrey
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lol 67-if you think that the legality of a possible marriage is the biggest issue here I just don't know what to say to you...
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Victoire_W
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Incest is best, put your cousin to the test. Jk
But really, that's odd.
But really, that's odd.
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gczizza1997
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My aunt married her cousin, it is legal. I don't approve but she's family so I can't quite say anything.
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saloomi2012
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#116 nobody noticed the ball sack state wtf
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FurryCup
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Gross!
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ThatLSUFan
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Must be a Alabama fan.....
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wolfgold2
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OH! OH GOD NO! OH GOD PLEASE NO!
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dancingxthexmoon
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urghh... how did you find out?
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HeyyImPhuong
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maybe she saw them have sex?
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subiedude08
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Do we really want to know
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mpontel
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I like this
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MissIndependent2_fml
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only in Texas!
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xFalzz
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Don't forget about Arkansas.
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msshaye
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I was thinking Alabama...
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littlebug1575
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no it's west virgina
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Scoty49
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West Virginian maybe?
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anonymous100000
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Only in Arkansas...
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hellyeahmirjam
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like what?
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dynky
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isn't that normal in texas? ;)
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
No, not really.
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PineappleEspress
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only in Arkansas
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priscilla_28
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Down in Nebraska...
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Freeze_fml
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Sweet home Alabama.
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brandon2014
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and west Virginia . hahaha
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Ruff_fml
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Incest: The game the whole family can play.
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thetweak70
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lmao
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Tonisha1989
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That's a funny catch phrase.
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Neekovolwf
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It's not actually incest. Your cousin is the first person you can date/sleep with ect and have it not be considered incest.
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yomamasmama
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:O did she tell your dad?
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maskedman
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Her cousin is his Dad.
I know, crazy right.
I know, crazy right.
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selenagirl_fml
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her cousin isn't his dad you dumbass, she's having an affair with him.
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hoolie06
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His dad is her cousin on her mom's side; she's having an affair with one on her Dad's side.
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selenagirl_fml
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she's having an affair with HER cousin not the DAD'S cousin...