Intimacy and School: Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in...

By SendHelpAndBleach - 15/06/2018 05:00

Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML

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azouwa 26

Saturday 26 May 2018 16:19

Good for them!!! I can't wait for my 2 sons to move out. I'm turning their rooms into a gym and a sex dungeon.

manb91uk 22

Friday 15 June 2018 5:27

I guess you could say your parents surprised you instead!!

azouwa 26

Saturday 26 May 2018 16:19

Good for them!!! I can't wait for my 2 sons to move out. I'm turning their rooms into a gym and a sex dungeon.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:51

Given that you're 36, you'll be waiting a while right?

manb91uk 22

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:52

Given that you're 36, you'll be waiting a while right?

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 15 June 2018 5:05

Don’t sniff the seat!!!

weeping_willow 25

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Friday 15 June 2018 5:21

Oh, don’t be a baby. I mean.. how else did you think you were created?

julfunky 29

Friday 15 June 2018 8:08

It’s not “being a baby.” It’s the simple fact that no child wants to see the toys their parents use for sex. You can accept the fact that your parents are kinky and still be disgusted about it at the same time.

Spiritbird 17

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Friday 15 June 2018 5:23

They were caught cheating....cheating on their child.

Spiritbird 17

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Friday 15 June 2018 9:15

Oops..apologies. I thought 'sex swing' as having a 'swing' with another couple i.e. swinger sex. I was unaware that such furniture existed literally. Lol.