I agree. That guy is a piece of shit.

A ton of guys at my school are like this. Way too many girls like them. It's just sad.

totally! A guy should like you for who you are, OP. Any sexual "extras" or "tricks" should be a bonus not a requirement.

OP I'm sure it won't be long before finding someone who appreciates you for your personality. At least you don't have a crush on this guy (I hope).

This guy only wants sex, he won't really care about you, you deserve a lot better!!!

Well, on the bright side, OP doesn't seem super upset about this. And OP, I applaud you for sticking up for your standards.

#29, did you even read the fml?

wow, hope she wasn't looking for a relationship.

I was going to be worried about Valentine's Day, but I think I'll be fine...

it would probably go down like this.

"Sputters never win." This is a known fact, step your game up OP.

So you're lesbian? Nice to know... "Writes down on notebook".

What does sputting have to do with it?

I think he meant spitting but im not sure...

#43, if you're really going to degrade people like that on the internet, at least get it right. It's "Spitters are quitters."

Wow all that over an obvious autocorrect shenanigan. Had to update my iPhone OS. This new one sucks and autocorrects words for no reason. Not to mention the FML app is crashing every few minutes with this OS.

95 - a bad workman blames his tools.

@#100 No, it's just a typical apple product.

haha riiight

#95 your problem is that you have an iPhone.

I think it would depend on the airspeed velocity of the swallow.

and whether it could carry a coconut

Hold up. I was under the impression that coconuts migrate.

It could grip it by then husk.

*the Stupid fingers :(

What if there were two swallows? then they could carry the weight

How could a five-ounce swallow carry a one-pound coconut?

But African swallows are non migratory

I like the username man

Us deezy's gotta stick together

Word haha

Now Kiss *insert meme*

Still a better love story than twilight

Why punch him? Jesus, he may be immature, but resorting to violence for a stupid joke? Good luck with the assault and battery charge, lady.

#124- looks like someone doesn't know what joking is

Few people on FML know what joking is.. always so sensitive!

#7 ... in the nuts...

We're NOT sensitive! That's a TERRBLE, TERRIBLE (sob, gurgle, gurgle) thing to say!!!!!!

I don't think Cupid can fix that worthless pile of shit

"But Cupid got me in a chokehold" "ba ba da da, ba ba da da"

That comment was so innocent.

As was yours. Learn to take a joke, would ya?

the top comment is cute and true, but this made me die laughing