By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada
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How the hell did you manage that?
I mean its tempting with a finger...but a penis?
Masturbation. You're doing it wrong
Yes 23- "Hi my names Dave, and last year I almost cut my penis off!" That's not awkward. Not one bit.
OP sure has a FANcy fetish...
He has a fetish for me?
I see what you did there
At least it wasn't a pencil sharpener.
I dont see how anyone could manage to get their penis in a pencil sharpener. Well thats just me.
i love how you dont even have to hear the story behind this to know that OP deserved it lol
I nominate this for best comment by Boners ever. That's saying a lot. And first, even... Wow, you're on top of your game today, Boners.
Maybe he was trying to practice controlling his erections.
Why don't you just suck his dick, 187. I nominate you to be his biggest kiss ass.
Even a desk fan can cut wood these days. Time to get rid of my DeWalt.
No no 209 get out your 18v hammer drill, get a high amp 18v power supply, hardwire to your drill. Take a metal fan blade, and attach it to some sort of shaft and place it in the chuck of your hammer drill. Put it into the high speed hammer and enjoy easy wood cutting and a nice cool breeze.
omg! me too! lol (:
You sir, brought masturbation, to a whole new level.
me too. stupid one liners.
I can totally picture that in my head... "Well if my fingers dont fit in the spaces between the bars Im sure as hell my penis wont go through, but just to be on the safe side.... Ooouch sunnuva bitch" Guess youre too overestimate yourself mate
Wth boner, youre like the comic relief of this place.. Do you EVER Go outside??
...How the fuck?
Boner wins at FML... :0
Holy fuck that made me laugh.
You don't quite understand what a blow job is? Do you?
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Show it anywayIm pretty sure that he posted right after boners and they just thought the same thing...
he probably didn't even have a dick to begin with...
*die
Dyson fans work pretty well lol. Jk
It's when someone blows on your penis as intercourse.
This ginger doesn't have a soul and a male reproductive organ. FYL
What else would you expect from a ginger kid
That's not something to floss about.
Apparently 10 year-olds have penises now. It's a fairly recent development, but I thought you should know.
I wonder how you found that out pervert haha just jokes
Well I bet half of these thumbs down are because you have "ginger" in your name
You're
Because he choppe his penis off at the age of 6 his life is royally fucked
wanna go out
Awww the 10 year old learned some new big boy words!!!
damn 12 year old ginger would say that!
So that's what those are used for
I assume it is "Cheap castration method 42: Penis in Fan"
I cam see the book in libraries already: "Vasectomy and other contraceptives for dummies".
*OP locked in office* "Hmmm, how can I get out?" *OP looks at phone, desk fan, keys in jean pocket* "Hmmm, what would MacGyver do" *OP puts hand on chin and squints eyes* "Fuck it!" *drops pants and begins to fuck fan* Secretary "is everything alright in there?" OP "It worked. Help arrived. I might need this for later" *picks up dick from floor and casually strolls out* This is how I explain it.
"DIY Circumcisions" is actually selling quite well.
He wanted to be a eunich.. (that's probably spelled wrong haha..)
He got this from family guy but with a fan instead of a pencil sharpener
Hot balls?!
How would that have helped anything
MAGIC!!
when they say the term "whack off" it doesn't mean cut off your penis with a fan bro.......just sayin'
Your comment deserved a thumbs up until you started to write it.
You both are idiots.. Just sayin.
Im just.... saiyan
Hmmm...why were you naked...near a desk fan...that didn't have a cover..and had access to your penis?
Maybe the cover wasn't off. Maybe he just has a really small penis.
Americans our fav ignorant group of people
It's actually really stuffy here (in Toronto, that is) :( it went all the up to 6degC.
Holy fuck, 6 degrees Celsius? That's practically up there in the sun! I'm surprised Canadians are even fair skinned.
That's my question
They cannot give you a great blow job just a bloody hilarious one.
Keywords
Wrong kind of blow job, champ.
You don't quite understand what a blow job is? Do you?