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  13FTW  |  9

These fucking one liners piss me off -___- On the other note I give you props for having the balls to stick your pecker on a fan. Even if they may be cut now, it's a great conversation starter.

  bluetorpedo  |  0

No no 209 get out your 18v hammer drill, get a high amp 18v power supply, hardwire to your drill. Take a metal fan blade, and attach it to some sort of shaft and place it in the chuck of your hammer drill. Put it into the high speed hammer and enjoy easy wood cutting and a nice cool breeze.

  Sebastian_NG  |  17

I can totally picture that in my head... "Well if my fingers dont fit in the spaces between the bars Im sure as hell my penis wont go through, but just to be on the safe side.... Ooouch sunnuva bitch"

Guess youre too overestimate yourself mate


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By  gingerftw  |  0

Been there done that

  Savra_fml  |  17

*OP locked in office* "Hmmm, how can I get out?"
*OP looks at phone, desk fan, keys in jean pocket* "Hmmm, what would MacGyver do"
*OP puts hand on chin and squints eyes* "Fuck it!" *drops pants and begins to fuck fan*

Secretary "is everything alright in there?"

OP "It worked. Help arrived. I might need this for later" *picks up dick from floor and casually strolls out*

This is how I explain it.