By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada
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No no 209 get out your 18v hammer drill, get a high amp 18v power supply, hardwire to your drill. Take a metal fan blade, and attach it to some sort of shaft and place it in the chuck of your hammer drill. Put it into the high speed hammer and enjoy easy wood cutting and a nice cool breeze.
*OP locked in office* "Hmmm, how can I get out?" *OP looks at phone, desk fan, keys in jean pocket* "Hmmm, what would MacGyver do" *OP puts hand on chin and squints eyes* "Fuck it!" *drops pants and begins to fuck fan* Secretary "is everything alright in there?" OP "It worked. Help arrived. I might need this for later" *picks up dick from floor and casually strolls out* This is how I explain it.
when they say the term "whack off" it doesn't mean cut off your penis with a fan bro.......just sayin'
Hmmm...why were you naked...near a desk fan...that didn't have a cover..and had access to your penis?