Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table...

By 3peeps - 30/12/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By rocker_chick105 | 31

#3808008 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Was the cat ok?

By SnigglePoop | 3

#3808024 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:00

That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

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By stephissilly | 18

#3808005 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:56

i hate when that happens!

npnptracking | 7

#3808036 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:02

^^^^ I love Good Charlotte

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3808101 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:14

no one cares^

stephissilly | 18

#3808129 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:19

you are awesome!

littlegold | 7

#3808162 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:35

Your too cool. Thats good. :p

bfrench95 | 0

#3808172 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:36

What was your hypothesis..?

reaganomics | 6

#3808288 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:12

Murphy's law in action, FYL Op

derper71 | 3

#3808298 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:17

Better luck next year op! Fyl

enonymous | 8

#3808593 - Friday 30 December 2011 18:53

All of Newtons theories happened here.

shellz102 | 12

#3808944 - Saturday 31 December 2011 0:34

Today was just not your day. Sorry OP that really sucks!:(

bfrench95 | 0

#3809122 - Saturday 31 December 2011 2:21

Dafuq? Wheres my comment? FML you delete for no reason!

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#3808008 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Was the cat ok?

SecretMe00 | 5

#3808164 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:35

Ya, seriously... I hope the cat is ok. And what's OP mean by he came to the conclusion that it would hurt?! Isn't that common sense, you stub your toe, etc and there WILL be pain experienced.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3808442 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:58

If you want my straight-up opinion I think most cats are not "ok".
I swear they purposely put themselves in these positions so they have an excuse to scratch the living daylights out of any available body part.

Brock13598 | 0

#3829574 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 16:39

What is OP?

By Jadalicious | 0

#3808010 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

toe stubbs are so painful...

nixter5 | 18

#3808069 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:06

That and when you slam your hip on the corner of a wall. You feel like you've been shot!

GoW_Chick | 14

#3808745 - Friday 30 December 2011 21:06

Or when you bash your funny bone on the corner of a table, I know that makes me curse like a sailor.

graham11 | 14

#3808874 - Friday 30 December 2011 23:29

Or when you hit your head on a metal shelf. I did that yesterday and cussed like lil Wayne.

nixter5 | 18

#3809032 - Saturday 31 December 2011 1:33

"Man F*ck these bi*ch a** shelves!!!"

graham11 | 14

#3809247 - Saturday 31 December 2011 3:16

92- haha exactly!!;)

GoW_Chick | 14

#3809676 - Saturday 31 December 2011 6:21

Just the image of that made made me cringe.

And did you mean pesky(damn I don't think that's spelled right) or is pesty some new interweb term I'm not famliar with?

Goldenchest | 14

#3812575 - Saturday 31 December 2011 21:16

Am I the only one who got 97's reference?

By SloaneJoyyBooty | 0

#3808012 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:58

awh! poor kitty!

By blondebrunette11 | 4

#3808016 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:58

How drunk were you..?

chasingmountains | 0

#3808210 - Friday 30 December 2011 16:48

My guess is: very

waswashere | 0

#3808335 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:30

I'm not as think as your drunk I am

By madelinebriana | 11

#3808017 - Friday 30 December 2011 15:58

so...you planned to do all of this?

sugarandspice33 | 0

#3808419 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:51

Trying to hurt yourself, are you? Tsk tsk

rattusrattus | 18

#3808680 - Friday 30 December 2011 19:58

It does sound as though the OP has had many philosophical musings on this particular hypothetical sequence of events prior to their actual occurrence...

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3809046 - Saturday 31 December 2011 1:42

Too many big words... My brain hurts..

graham11 | 14

#3809496 - Saturday 31 December 2011 5:16

Can anyone translate #71 to modern day English?

die_coco | 0

#3810356 - Saturday 31 December 2011 8:11

Lik dis if u cry evertim

Levvy | 22

#3821557 - Monday 2 January 2012 20:42

It sounds more like the OP had contemplated this exact sequence of events in full before its occurrence. Which implies either an incredibly dubious coincidence or doing it intentionally. Either that or they were just trying to make it sound "funnier" by being excessively loquacious.