Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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browntiga
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that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for porn
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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All this porn talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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browntiga
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that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for porn
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esu
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redtube ftw
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THRUE THAT.
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PrissyPineapple
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or youporn. :)
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ori0324
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youporn fails... so many sites better than that. redtube is one of them
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RainbowHeadache
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I prefer Spankwire. So much better.
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NoMoreRainbows
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Pornhub is pretty sweet to
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eyez_lay_low1921
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xnxx is tha best.! haha.
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iSackismexy
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totally
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ImaWiseGuy
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lubetube anybody?
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L3Paparazzo
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internet is the way to go :)
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Heather_x0x0
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pornhub>redtube in my opinion...
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ifmlftw
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pornhub ftw
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TheDrifter
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If you're gonna do it, go all out. Extremetube ftw.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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All this porn talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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dirtyblond
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Hahah oh my! ;O
New sources, yay!
New sources, yay!
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mfmylifesrsly
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omg rainbow I'm a spankwire lover myself :o
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erick0619
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cheggit.net best porn site ever
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jared280zx
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hell yeah
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jimmy9511
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that's right!
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Poepiepiesie
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Tubegalore has everything, from mummy porn to 88 jewish themed videos. You dont want to miss out on that.
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cumverg
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No worries!!! You migrated south, and are therefore no longer jelly!!!
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johnnybagodonuts
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36 is right, xnxx.com is one of the best
pornhub used to be good but now it sucks, I think it's a pay site
pornhub used to be good but now it sucks, I think it's a pay site
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ducksplaysoccer
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I prefer xnxx
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Women actually watch porn?? That's dumbbb! Girls can get laid so easily lol just come see me I'll help you out (;
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Sightless92
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This guy must be old to still be using magazines to get the job done.
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tona01
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spankwire
and pornhub ftw
and pornhub ftw
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tona01
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spankwire and pornhub ftw
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RainbowHeadache
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72 you have good taste in porn, Madame.
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thatmanjan
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thanks for the new sites everyone!!!
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Richard16
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aha i never thought girls really watched porn
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RainbowHeadache
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Sexy, sexy robots.
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Richard16
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aha i never thought girls really watched porn
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RainbowHeadache
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People also say there are no girls on the Internet but do you believe that? :D
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Killah_Jay
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haha #65 made my day(:
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IMveryHUNGRY
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girls watch porn!?!?!?!?
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aknnja
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xvideos
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SchiTzenGiglez
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the makers of FML are probably pissed for all this free advertising, it's so awesome
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xPOPTARTx
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pornhub all the way!!
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duburich
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sextube
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xPOPTARTx
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on Pornhub you don't have to get a membership, all u have to do is search the name of the video u want to watch that needs a membership and u just click on it and it says play video :)
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xPOPTARTx
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oh and if the name of the video is too long u can just put part of it
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POPO28_fml
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xnxx is beast anyone know any better sites?
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POPO28_fml
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xnxx is beast anyone know any better sites?
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urdirtyolduncle
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youjizz.com.
the best
the best
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ShadyFTW1
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Spankwire and Pornhub for the win. Me and my girlfriend look that crap up for ideas xD
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RunnerDudeTyler
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The best though is xhamster
check it out and thank me later :)
check it out and thank me later :)
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xPOPTARTx
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nice info about u :)
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jacobt123
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lol. everyone here is awesome.
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MegamiKaosu
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I'm a chik and I watch xnxx ;3
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perdix
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Youporn works great for me.
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shannonreneee
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If girls say they don't watch porn or masturbate, they are lying.
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j_cat187
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everybody luvs to jack off :) pornhub ftw
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iluvhobos
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I thought this^ was Kurt Cobain commenting... lol
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fairygirl88
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Ummmm, ya not all girls watch porn. just the f*cked up ones.
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dfrid
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yea im with you
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blaherman
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xhamster.com tops all of these.
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prince122
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xhamster
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AwesomeAsFcuk
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2 Girls 1 Cup and 1 man 1 jar are better.
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maa_rico
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I'm gonna add this post to my favs just for all the porn sites you guys mentioned, thank you.
Ps. i hope these comments wont get moderated.
Ps. i hope these comments wont get moderated.
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poolshark1017
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ha pornhub.com
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SmallTownCutie
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I concur. I believe it's the other way around fairygirl. Sex is a natural thing, and masturbation is healthy. I prefer youporn, only because it's the easiest to watch from my phone. Hardcore ;)
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jess6blondie9
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179 - Just because a girl watches porn doesn't make them "fucked up." It's a personal choice. Once you start to go through puberty and you get horny and watch porn, you'll thank all of these people later.
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urdirtyolduncle
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Jeez.. and girls call US the perverts..
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pablothepenguin
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eew. WTF is wrong with society?! wow this is the future.....? FOL
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urdirtyolduncle
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BTW, if I were to try most of these advised sites, I'd probably be to weak and tired by morning to even lift my arm. Don't know about my hand, though ;)
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lolwutguy
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yep. agreed
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urdirtyolduncle
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203-- It's been like this. Are you roommates with Patrick because you must live under a rock.
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A7X_LoVeee
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Lollll 69 comments? Oops not anymore (:
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Heather_x0x0
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I agree with 167. if a girl says she doesn't like to masturbate and or watch porn, either they've never done it or they are lying!
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johnnybagodonuts
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lol @ 179 - it's ok, you're only 15. you'll learn eventually
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CryMoreFMLs
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Personally i think lemonparty. org has the best porn.
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esu
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wow so many new sites
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leeshxx
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hahaha 223 dirtiest picture out! oh I wonder how many 12 year olds are gonna get busted watching porn after this thread. poor mothers all over the world are goin to hear a strange thwap thwap sound comin from there little angels rooms
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kathii01
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you were born in 96' wait to grow up a bit before judging real women
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bbedlock_fml
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You know guys, if you have a bit of an addiction to porn, there's a website that helps: check it out at thewillpower.org.
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anakaren_831
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xvideos.com
works on iPods too:)
works on iPods too:)
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dbaldonado
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lmao, wonder how many ppl watched porn after reading the thread ;P
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LuckyLogic
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lmao a lot of porn talk.
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Crazy4Christ
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of course they do. I'm saving myself till marriage and think sex b4 marriage is wrong, but I still watch it. it human
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gigglezbabii22
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#167 that's not true I'm a 20 year old female and I neither masturbate nor watch porn. I have a fiance and I'd rather have actual sex then masturbate. He's the same way. :p
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pandaSmore
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fantasti.cc is the best :)
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alex1432
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did anyone else get really turned on by all the porn site references made by the ladies??
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chosenen
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u forgat xhamster!
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Bofferding_fml
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says the 17 years old
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onikage_666
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dont be dissin playboy, your gonna be the sorry one next time the internet fails you
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afdude87
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more entertaining than a basket of puppies. well, almost, puppies are pretty damn adorable. great comments nonetheless...
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FMLsOhilarious
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youjizz is an okay one
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xxjimmyboixx
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who still looks at porn magazines?!
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scotty122
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exactly what I was thinking :)
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ohyess909
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you and ur gf dangg!!!
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madseewhy
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couldnt agree more :P
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dansco
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Exactly! Who has porn mags now? YDI for still living with your Mum lol
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brandddi69
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I love porn haha
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Airborn0280
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lol
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pattheaninal
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netporn.nl has everything!
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Dynoblaze
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pornhub will give you viruses unless your anti virus is up to date. filetube redtube are better.
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mexicutioner123
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I like pornhub but if u want to get dirty you should go to xvideos
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Happiness2Joy
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I feel like your Quagmire from that one episode of Family Guy when he just figures out about internet porn o.o
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Snookie123Babe
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hells yeah! that's the best!
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dinocizmic
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horny pharaoh is the best lol
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dinocizmic
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hey cutie:) you wanna video chat sometime?
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dinocizmic
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hey cutie:) I'm two days older than you lol
you wanna video chat sometime?:D
you wanna video chat sometime?:D
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dinocizmic
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hey cutie:) you wanna video chat?
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ipod_fml
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no, he's already an idiot for having/looking at porn
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starreyes988
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gotta love the Internet
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leader0011
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i know what I'm doing the rest of today...
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clarkie_boi_8494
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pornhub is awesome lol and I can download vids on my itouch
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DoctorOnCall
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did you just give a porn recommendation?
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gagaman_fml
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cute
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gagaman_fml
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tube8.com
baitbus.com
baitbus.com
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joesterjoe
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try using the Internet it works better
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ImaWiseGuy
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I guess now would be a good time to invest in a online membership and a bottle of lube...
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JojoChuo
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Who needs memberships when you can go on free sites x)
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KaySL
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You're a fucking moron, Boners. Clearly it was the end product of yet another one of Gayboii's breaking and entering slash sharpie raping sprees. Seriously, screw your fucking head on, man.
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ImaWiseGuy
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ahh, you do make a excellent point, i mean who wants to pay monthly charges just to beat your meat like it owes you money....^^
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enonymous
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Wait they have porn??? on the Internet? I thought the internet was for nerds and geeks!
(3 days later quagmire comes out for mail with 1 real buff arm)
(3 days later quagmire comes out for mail with 1 real buff arm)
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JojoChuo
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42- Lovin' the refrence aha!
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johnnybagodonuts
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lol 42, that episode was great
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tiffanylovexoxo
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haha quagmire ftw
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ori0324
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go find a chick to actually have sex with as opposed to ur hand
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CitrusGirl
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Way agreed! There are more women than men in the world. That means there are a lot of lonely desperate women. If you're that desperate get out of the house and find some of them.
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Alicia17C
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who says he's desperate for looking at porn?
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IdontWanna69
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You can't pull a girl out from under your bed whenever you want though >.<
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lalabostick
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I agree
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45- you're a fuckwit
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ironwords
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it's harder then it looks
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QueenOfBoredom
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that's what she said *sigh* sorry I had to say it
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CitrusGirl
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I'm not going to sit here saying "I'm right I'm right" when you all have very valid points. But there is something to be said for using imagination. It doesn't cost anything, doesn't give you viruses, and no one can check your brains history.
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MegamiKaosu
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i have a fiancé and we watch porn together o.o
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CitrusGirl
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132- Wish I could take your comment into consideration but because all you did was insult me instead of giving an opinion I can't. Sorry :)
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thefull9yards
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45 yeah but a lot of those desperate girls are ugly. gotta have standards.
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slightlypyro1996
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Hey ugly girls need love too! They just have to pay!!
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Tuesdays76
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Who says OP's a guy? Plenty of girls look at porn.
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stormer461
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156 are you saying that sex doesn't give you viruses? If only.
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CitrusGirl
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288- No, I'm saying using your imagination doesn't give you viruses. If you reread that post you'll probably see that :)
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bluegoldfish
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agree with citrusgirl. cant get herpes in your imagination. well, you can if you imagine them, but thats where they stay...
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The_Moustache
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It's a sign, lay off OP.
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cheskiiie
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LOL that's hilarious.
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gingerbuff
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he must feel great lol
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glbracer
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it's called the Internet. you know about it from sites like "fmylife.com" :P
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Jvr91
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right,that's the first thing I was thinking.how the hell op gonna not use the Internet for porn and complain about it on the Internet
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lmaoatall
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aaaww oh no! somebody drew Ricki Ricardo stashes on all my ladies! sorry op, this ones funny. atleast to me that is!
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yummious12
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sucky answet
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lmaoatall
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I don't have an answer to ops problem, just a reply
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RyDawg918
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damn parental control
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MfailK
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ha your mom is so crazy
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comepoopwithme
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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TrollsFTW
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wth....