FML : Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was...

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Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 February 2018 15:00 /

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By indienerdgirl | 23

#7596491 - Thursday 8 February 2018 17:38

Never let your dad in your house again. I'd also hold him responsible for all the missing items that were stolen.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7596452 - Thursday 8 February 2018 15:48

You ought to open a can of jiu-jitsu whoop-ass on him!

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7596444 - Thursday 8 February 2018 15:32

You had one job, dad! One job!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7596452 - Thursday 8 February 2018 15:48

You ought to open a can of jiu-jitsu whoop-ass on him!

By indienerdgirl | 23

#7596491 - Thursday 8 February 2018 17:38

Never let your dad in your house again. I'd also hold him responsible for all the missing items that were stolen.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7596502 - Thursday 8 February 2018 18:06

Sneak his credit card and order a cleaning service on it.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7596537 - Thursday 8 February 2018 19:32

He better be getting at least 10 kilos of weed for it.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7596576 - Thursday 8 February 2018 21:27

Wow is dad going thru a midlife crisis

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7596586 - Thursday 8 February 2018 21:55

Call the cops

By carandcartoonfan | 1

#7597106 - Friday 9 February 2018 23:13

you should tell your mom to divorce your dad or you can kick him in the nuts

By CoyoteOldOne | 14

#7597589 - Sunday 11 February 2018 8:19

Maybe you should let a pack of raccoons into his house for a party.

By unintended_consequence | 5

#7599060 - Wednesday 14 February 2018 19:46

canabisome?

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