By betrayed - 16/07/2014 20:09 - United States - Portland

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
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cyttex 13
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What a douchebag and shitty friend

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HairyPunisher 27

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

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cyttex 13
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What a douchebag and shitty friend

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katieemerr 15
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You're better off without both of them OP!

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MidnaLink 33
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You also forgot his slut of an ex-girlfriend.

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abdiG 27
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show your idiot best friend you got balls and kick his sorry ass motherfucker. that would teach him a valuable lesson. sorry op. fyl.

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temmera 16

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OysterPearls 33
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72, they were referring to OP's girlfriend. Not that of his disloyal friend.

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Kevin_Kestel 24
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Your definitely right. Op I'm sorry to hear it. If I were you I'd keep my head high and get rid of them both. Good luck :)

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NinjaDitto623 14
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Maybe he was teaching her push-ups...? Jk, FYL OP

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ChaCerCam 14
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why so many dislikes he's being more honest than half of all the comments.

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theinformer 3
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I find it funny that this comment was down-voted as apposed to the comment calling the guy a asshole,douche,and a dick are given thumbs up, just curious.

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igive 29
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A swift kick in the nads for him, the shins for her.

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Kruiser 16
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When you say 'the idiot actually had the balls' you're saying that because you kicked his balls so hard they aren't functioning anymore, right? People like that shouldn't reproduce

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friedpwnadge 25

Guess OP has read FML enough to know we would just say to dump her anyways.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Shins? I'm sorry, but she's getting kicked in the vagina too...

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igive 29
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Nah his foot might get stuck.

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fortune789 17
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More like his foot would get sucked into a plans of oblivion.

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HairyPunisher 27

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

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iateapenguin 27
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Maybe OP and his girlfriend were living together?

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HairyPunisher 27

Maybe. I didn't think of that. He'd better make her move out if that's the case.

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salvorican 24

Even so, ops ex was stupid to cheat in their own home.

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TheElBurrrito 21

#3, I think the second part of your statement/question still stands.

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doctorhook86 24
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#43: You're not wrong, but it wouldn't be any more right if she'd cheated someplace else.

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meepingoreos 6
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Maybe the best friend is his roommate.

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Meggston 17
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I hope your best friend is an ex now too. ::(

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Is that like an alien or a spider emoticon you have at the end there?

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Since1998 20
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How did he think "we were doing pushups" was a valid excuse...

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ohdode 9
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I too teach my friends girlfriends push-ups in their underwear....

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foxwasalamb 24
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you can see the muscles much clearer without the barrier of clothing

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mike7800 8
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I know! aerobics would've been much better

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annabelle92212 10
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wow im sorry op I hope u kicked the "best friend" to the curb after you use him as a punching bag

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saba_ajira 29
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Its what I would have done

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thatsabiggun 11
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Well, I'm sorry to say, but you had a whore for a girlfriend, and an idiot for a best friend.

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wildsweetchild 19

at least OP got rid of both of them in one shot.

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annabelle92212 10
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wow im so sorry I hope u kicked ur best friend to the curb bleeding

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Vitally 6
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Now teach her how to pick up her belongings off the street, then teach him how to dodge a punch. The second one might take a few tries before he gets it right.

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grogers311 20

Best comment ever!!!

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NandaPanda 22
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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a punch ;D

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sharklover2017 11

What a piece of shit friend! I'm a girl, and even I know bros before hoes... And this girl is definitely a how for not having the balls to end it before fucking someone else...

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teentee401 36
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This isn't really "bros before hoes" since he didn't chose a "hoe" over a bro. It's more like "bros before being a dick and sleeping with your bro's girlfriend"

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TiiBags 15
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But #93, his 'bro' chose a hoe over their friendship, i.e the rule still applies, just a little differently; bros before their hoes.

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