FML : Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear....

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Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By betrayed - / Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:09 / United States - Portland

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By cyttex | 13

#6010196 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

What a douchebag and shitty friend

By HairyPunisher | 27

#6010198 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

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By cyttex | 13

#6010196 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

What a douchebag and shitty friend

katieemerr | 15

#6010246 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:14

You're better off without both of them OP!

MidnaLink | 31

#6010262 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:23

You also forgot his slut of an ex-girlfriend.

abdiG | 27

#6010288 - Thursday 17 July 2014 2:06

show your idiot best friend you got balls and kick his sorry ass motherfucker. that would teach him a valuable lesson. sorry op. fyl.

temmera | 16

#6010415 - Thursday 17 July 2014 5:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OysterPearls | 33

#6010430 - Thursday 17 July 2014 5:27

72, they were referring to OP's girlfriend. Not that of his disloyal friend.

Kevin_Kestel | 24

#6010489 - Thursday 17 July 2014 6:51

Your definitely right. Op I'm sorry to hear it. If I were you I'd keep my head high and get rid of them both. Good luck :)

NinjaDitto623 | 14

#6010917 - Thursday 17 July 2014 20:13

Maybe he was teaching her push-ups...? Jk, FYL OP

ChaCerCam | 14

#6010990 - Thursday 17 July 2014 23:15

why so many dislikes he's being more honest than half of all the comments.

theinformer | 3

#6011098 - Friday 18 July 2014 2:44

I find it funny that this comment was down-voted as apposed to the comment calling the guy a asshole,douche,and a dick are given thumbs up, just curious.

By igive | 28

#6010197 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

A swift kick in the nads for him, the shins for her.

Kruiser | 16

#6010412 - Thursday 17 July 2014 5:11

When you say 'the idiot actually had the balls' you're saying that because you kicked his balls so hard they aren't functioning anymore, right? People like that shouldn't reproduce

friedpwnadge | 25

#6010431 - Thursday 17 July 2014 5:27

Guess OP has read FML enough to know we would just say to dump her anyways.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6010483 - Thursday 17 July 2014 6:33

Shins? I'm sorry, but she's getting kicked in the vagina too...

igive | 28

#6010484 - Thursday 17 July 2014 6:38

Nah his foot might get stuck.

fortune789 | 17

#6010863 - Thursday 17 July 2014 19:03

More like his foot would get sucked into a plans of oblivion.

dudecall | 18

#6011178 - Friday 18 July 2014 6:09

By HairyPunisher | 27

#6010198 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

iateapenguin | 27

#6010286 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:59

Maybe OP and his girlfriend were living together?

HairyPunisher | 27

#6010303 - Thursday 17 July 2014 2:25

Maybe. I didn't think of that. He'd better make her move out if that's the case.

salvorican | 24

#6010316 - Thursday 17 July 2014 2:47

Even so, ops ex was stupid to cheat in their own home.

TheElBurrrito | 21

#6010467 - Thursday 17 July 2014 6:15

#3, I think the second part of your statement/question still stands.

doctorhook86 | 24

#6010512 - Thursday 17 July 2014 7:38

#43: You're not wrong, but it wouldn't be any more right if she'd cheated someplace else.

meepingoreos | 6

#6013692 - Monday 21 July 2014 0:35

Maybe the best friend is his roommate.

By Meggston | 17

#6010199 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

I hope your best friend is an ex now too. ::(

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#6010607 - Thursday 17 July 2014 10:37

Is that like an alien or a spider emoticon you have at the end there?

Meggston | 17

#6010774 - Thursday 17 July 2014 16:04

Alien. ^-^

By Since1998 | 20

#6010200 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:01

How did he think "we were doing pushups" was a valid excuse...

ohdode | 9

#6010228 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:09

I too teach my friends girlfriends push-ups in their underwear....

foxwasalamb | 24

#6010296 - Thursday 17 July 2014 2:16

you can see the muscles much clearer without the barrier of clothing

mike7800 | 8

#6010592 - Thursday 17 July 2014 10:10

I know! aerobics would've been much better

By annabelle92212 | 10

#6010202 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:01

wow im sorry op I hope u kicked the "best friend" to the curb after you use him as a punching bag

saba_ajira | 29

#6010523 - Thursday 17 July 2014 8:08

Its what I would have done

By thatsabiggun | 11

#6010205 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:02

Well, I'm sorry to say, but you had
a whore for a girlfriend, and an idiot for a best friend.

wildsweetchild | 19

#6010599 - Thursday 17 July 2014 10:25

at least OP got rid of both of them in one shot.

By annabelle92212 | 10

#6010206 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:02

wow im so sorry I hope u kicked ur best friend to the curb bleeding

By Vitally | 6

#6010211 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:03

Now teach her how to pick up her belongings off the street, then teach him how to dodge a punch. The second one might take a few tries before he gets it right.

grogers311 | 20

#6010331 - Thursday 17 July 2014 3:15

Best comment ever!!!

NandaPanda | 22

#6010369 - Thursday 17 July 2014 4:27

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a punch ;D

By sharklover2017 | 11

#6010213 - Thursday 17 July 2014 1:03

What a piece of shit friend! I'm a girl, and even I know bros before hoes... And this girl is definitely a how for not having the balls to end it before fucking someone else...

teentee401 | 36

#6010507 - Thursday 17 July 2014 7:30

This isn't really "bros before hoes" since he didn't chose a "hoe" over a bro.

It's more like "bros before being a dick and sleeping with your bro's girlfriend"