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By Jon - / Saturday 14 March 2009 06:30 / United States
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By  Inkspell  |  2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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  todo350  |  0

EDIT: on further inspection, i found that the stick was a bark-covered rod of 24 carrot gold, valued at $750. my parents took the stick back, and i grew a golden retrievers head out of both my arm pits. FML

By  Inkspell  |  2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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