By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML
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Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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hahahaaa wow. that's fantastic... and quite pathetic.

EDIT: on further inspection, i found that the stick was a bark-covered rod of 24 carrot gold, valued at $750. my parents took the stick back, and i grew a golden retrievers head out of both my arm pits. FML

I'm confused, fucking stick has two meanings. Which one was it?

hahaha your parents SUCK!

that's why you would beat them with the stick

dude on there birthday give them a good ball slap.

noo give them a ROCK! yeah.

hahaha I hate parents

I know right, damn them for giving all of us life

Its the thought that counts! Okay, it actually does suck. Lol.

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

They found the stick outside of the random camper they just broke into and had sex in!!

That's why it's a "f*ing stick!" lolololololololol

How very thoughtful of them. I'm sure they put in a lot of effort for that one.

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

He didn't call it a fucking stick for nothing!