FML : Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that...

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Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shroomda - / Monday 29 June 2009 07:29 / United States

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By tipsypiink | 0

#352193 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:07

HOLY FUCK, I BOUGHT SHROOMS FROM YOUR DAD AT BONNAROO.

By owlcansing | 0

#352283 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:40

Well look at the bright side - he'll still have a "cell".

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By killloneliness | 0

#352057 - Monday 29 June 2009 06:24

How did you not know that before?

meeeep | 0

#352207 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:10

he was probably sneaky and she would never suspect her DAD to do it. god some people can be idiotic sometimes.

baby_love | 0

#354031 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 06:57

was it electric daisy carnival in LA? it was tooo sick :D but i heard a lot of people got overdosed

airandfingers | 0

#355778 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 09:42

Haha I was just going to say it was probably EDC.. What a badass the OP's dad is, flying out of state for a two-day concert..

ndanick | 4

#356713 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 03:56

Thats more of a FHL not so much your life

laurades8 | 0

#360365 - Thursday 2 July 2009 06:56

Seriously, how do you not know that your dads in jail?

yoourface | 0

#814595 - Monday 1 February 2010 05:01

its an fml cuz no one bothered to tell her that her dads in jail ..

peace7love2FML | 0

#916255 - Friday 5 March 2010 07:08

@108--- I talk to my dad but my sister hardly ever does, except for, you know, Christmas or birthdays and stuff like that.

Rejectofsociety9 | 0

#1037023 - Sunday 20 June 2010 02:00

In fairness, OP, you did find out his "cell".

By lmmmr | 0

#352169 - Monday 29 June 2009 06:53

Bonaroo, right?

startarevolution | 0

#353416 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 03:03

MY FIRST THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

ZTB13 | 4

#1551798 - Friday 15 October 2010 04:48

I thought All Good

By purupuru | 0

#352171 - Monday 29 June 2009 06:53

... Can I buy some shrooms from your dad when he's out? Lol. I'm sorry, that does suck.

cucuto89 | 0

#353108 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 01:37

Comfest? tell your dad I said thanks

ejvlols | 0

#353386 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 02:52

lmao 62

123sploosh | 0

#353430 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 03:09

you are my best friend.

foryoublue94 | 0

#353919 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 06:09

I didnt have any money =/ but I was there

By meanie_monday | 0

#352178 - Monday 29 June 2009 06:55

haha i agree with #3 :P

lmmmr | 0

#352272 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:37

He was selling to teenagers. And it was bonaroo, right? Just be glad he wasn't the dead body.

By krankypoptart | 0

#352179 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:02

ohhh my goodness...

your_face | 15

#352316 - Monday 29 June 2009 07:51

Yeah, that's kind of a big thing to miss...

derriduh | 0

#358083 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 05:44

Yeah, because the first thing he would do is tell his daughter. What you, you think that kids can hide their stash from their parents for YEARS and parents can't do the same? It's just the family unit protecting itself.... OP, your life isn't fucked, your dad just sounds a little immature. At least it was shrooms and not like...meth or something.