By goodbyediet - 30/01/2015 11:00 - United Kingdom - Accrington

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

*barfs*

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paigexox0 37
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Wtf i think it being slimy should have told you something was very off

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giantsfan2010 23

*barfs*

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WhoopteDo 26
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normally one word comments are stupid. this one however was perfect, well played.

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CrassKal 27

I'm just going to say it, you might want to get yourself checked out. Mollusks like slugs and snails can carry deadly parasites if you ingest them.

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Gunny20 25
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That's nasty, but still healthy.

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badmandilon 19

It wanted to eat healthy too. Can't blame it.

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Gunny20 25
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Well, A+ for effort.

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Sagedrop 10
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Slimy and yet satisfying.

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LusciousLovebug 6
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Actually, not healthy. Slugs can carry deadly parasites if ingested. Considering it obviously touched everything this person ate, they need to see a Dr.

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paigexox0 37
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Wtf i think it being slimy should have told you something was very off

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haileyrows 26
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One would think- but if op hadn't had any snacks like that before they might not have known the sliminess wasn't normal...

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Ashwathi 21
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That's disgusting. I'd probably puke.

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Thatepicperson 14
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Yeah, it sounds like an experience worse then 9/11 and the holocaust combined.

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elcee1987 18
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I nearly did just reading it

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Welshite 39
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Mmm. All natural slime sauce. It's the perfect condiment for the best types of diets.

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zikangtng 26
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Bear Grylls approves?

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itsme82 18
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That was brilliant lmao.

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brendejafulable 41

Worst thing imaginable.

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buckdharma 36
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no, she'll probably just feel a little sluggish.

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doctorhook86 24
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#8: I imagine genocide is worse than someone accidentally eating some slug-slime.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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#40 You took that comment way to seriously, mate.

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NotGabe 28

It's always a good idea to check out what you're snacking on before you eat it.

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AverageJoey 18
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Well at least you didn't also eat the slug.

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