FML : Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing...

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Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

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By goodbyediet - / Friday 30 January 2015 11:00 / United Kingdom - Accrington

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By giantsfan2010 | 23

#6187891 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:16

*barfs*

By paigexox0 | 37

#6187896 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:18

Wtf i think it being slimy should have told you something was very off

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By giantsfan2010 | 23

#6187891 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:16

*barfs*

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WhoopteDo | 26

#6188742 - Saturday 31 January 2015 18:20

normally one word comments are stupid. this one however was perfect, well played.

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CrassKal | 27

#6188900 - Saturday 31 January 2015 21:31

I'm just going to say it, you might want to get yourself checked out. Mollusks like slugs and snails can carry deadly parasites if you ingest them.

By Philintheblankz | 14

#6187893 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:17

Extra protein!

By Gunny20 | 25

#6187895 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:18

That's nasty, but still healthy.

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badmandilon | 19

#6187986 - Friday 30 January 2015 19:54

It wanted to eat healthy too. Can't blame it.

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Gunny20 | 25

#6187989 - Friday 30 January 2015 19:58

Well, A+ for effort.

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Sagedrop | 10

#6189887 - Monday 2 February 2015 4:12

Slimy and yet satisfying.

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LusciousLovebug | 6

#6190921 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:26

Actually, not healthy. Slugs can carry deadly parasites if ingested. Considering it obviously touched everything this person ate, they need to see a Dr.

By paigexox0 | 37

#6187896 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:18

Wtf i think it being slimy should have told you something was very off

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haileyrows | 26

#6188011 - Friday 30 January 2015 20:35

One would think- but if op hadn't had any snacks like that before they might not have known the sliminess wasn't normal...

By Ashwathi | 21

#6187898 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:19

That's disgusting. I'd probably puke.

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Thatepicperson | 14

#6188190 - Saturday 31 January 2015 1:15

Yeah, it sounds like an experience worse then 9/11 and the holocaust combined.

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elcee1987 | 18

#6188213 - Saturday 31 January 2015 1:55

I nearly did just reading it

By Welshite | 39

#6187901 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:20

Mmm. All natural slime sauce. It's the perfect condiment for the best types of diets.

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zikangtng | 26

#6189561 - Sunday 1 February 2015 16:34

Bear Grylls approves?

By ifunnyftw | 10

#6187902 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:21

"Cocoslugs"

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itsme82 | 18

#6188044 - Friday 30 January 2015 21:34

That was brilliant lmao.

By brendejafulable | 40

#6187911 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:26

Worst thing imaginable.

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buckdharma | 35

#6188049 - Friday 30 January 2015 21:39

no, she'll probably just feel a little sluggish.

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doctorhook86 | 24

#6188083 - Friday 30 January 2015 22:50

#8: I imagine genocide is worse than someone accidentally eating some slug-slime.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml | 17

#6188538 - Saturday 31 January 2015 11:25

#40 You took that comment way to seriously, mate.

By NotGabe | 28

#6187920 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:32

It's always a good idea to check out what you're snacking on before you eat it.

By AverageJoey | 18

#6187927 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:40

Well at least you didn't also eat the slug.

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