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By single-IKEA-furniture-builder - 2/3/2019 20:00
Today I asked the guy I recently fell in love with if he‘d help me assemble some ikea furniture in a new flat I‘ll move into, after having helped him in his flat extensively last month. He answered „actually, I am done with assembling furniture...and you.“ well, gee, thanks! FML
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By  Warmonger_Smurf  |  29

So you gave a little bit of help and expect sex and a relationship? You pig! Well at least that’s what would have been said if you were a man.

Could it have been that you were constantly hitting on him and telling him your feelings? And he just got fed up with it all?

But I do feel for you. Putting in effort to show someone you care. Just to not even get a thank you.

By  RichardPencil  |  28

What a DOMBÅS PRICKIG JERKER! He’s a STENKLÖVER who goes for GODMORGON SKÄNKA and won’t be getting any FEMMEN VAG from you. Have a FARTYG and leave his apartment completely FARTFULL!

(All real IKEA names.)

  RichardPencil  |  28

It's a deal! You teach me how to pronounce those names in proper Swedish and I'll show you how we Americans butcher them and what they mean (or are close to meaning) in silly persons' English.