Love: Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask...

By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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Property dispute

By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 22:59 - United States - Dallas

Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

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Traditional

By Vinny1017 - 07/10/2010 14:26 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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ShinedownLuv 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 5:32

Yeah, I think he was B.Sing you

ladylilly25 20

Wednesday 7 August 2013 5:34

Doesn't sound like a man to me.

Comments

Krystal3408 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:16

Well if his dad is able to control him so much now, imagine what would have happened as you went further in your relationship.

naturalbadassnba 11

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:29

Lady boner killer

Cindy_Smiles 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:45

keep in mind.. this could avoid future embarrassment.

Koleckai 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:57

Poor little boy. His hopes and dreams were dashed.

Mega07 6

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:00

I think he was being a dick...he could've just politely declined like a normal person

mayley 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:42

Don't worry, sounds like you dodged a bullet with him

katejones 8

Wednesday 7 August 2013 10:40

If he really is the guy of your dreams ( still ) - call his dad and explain you would like to take his son out. Don't give up do easily. Son will break free eventually ..