Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML
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holynemesis1208
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great sense of humor.
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BoltTheSuperdog
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He could have also written "#1" on the paper.
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brodizzle
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Drittjr
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I find it ironic you are talking about fireman and you have a Pyro icon.
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deviable
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What's wrong with firemen? I heard they were highly desirable being Heroes and all.
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PureGold
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HAHA...funny guy xP
And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.
And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.
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ImTheOne
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not all firemen are young and muscular, most of the firemen around my town are fat....
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applejuice_fml
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FUNNY
but he is kinda an asshole
but he is kinda an asshole
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ryanmcknz33
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Why it shows he has a sense of humor
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sunsetxcrash
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#6, how is he an asshole? Maybe he didn't want her sorry ass. :(
She did ask for it in case she needed "rescue." Her own fault.
She did ask for it in case she needed "rescue." Her own fault.
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interesting33
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He could have done it in a nicer way. it takes guts to ask someone like that and he shot her down :/
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ImSooNice
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sense of humor? maybe he was married and probably kidding around
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LANCERZzZz
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Well that was the lamest pickup line I've ever heard. You're lucky he gave you 9-1-1, because after hearing that I would let you die in a fire.
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layla2109
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that's just funny!
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mleeb
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As if you didn't walk into that...
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dickinabox
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That is hilarious for him but sad for you.
And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.