Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
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Victoria16_fml
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I guess your shit outta luck
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music_woman1
| 11
The worst time for that to happen
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music_woman1
| 11
The worst time for that to happen
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
You couldnt take the phone to the washroom? xD
'oh hello boss. I was wa--plop--iting for your ca--plop plop sploosh--ll all day. '
'oh hello boss. I was wa--plop--iting for your ca--plop plop sploosh--ll all day. '
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WCARlover
| 34
15 that description was amazing
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sammyf89
| 13
Murphies law.
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kyarush
| 10
Lol ahhh that's the worst! Id just wipe real quick and bail to the phone! Finish your duty while on the phone
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kballa21
| 2
This fml is a repeat...
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
So is your face multiplied by 7. :|
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GovernorGeneral
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But you dont see me telling you your face is a repeat....
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Pentium_4
| 26
21 - yeah murphy is always at work. must be the busiest motherfucker ever
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bamagrl410
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44 - No kidding. Has the ability to fuck up billions of things across the world all at once. -__-
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Renesaga
| 8
Upon reading this, I thought of that YouTube video of that woman constantly saying "Sittin' on a toilet!"
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dethbunny
| 0
Me too! :D
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GovernorGeneral
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uh sorry my #40 reply was to a comment that got deleted...
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Jakesterk96
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Hey, at least you didn't shit your..... *sees username* oh shit.
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WCARlover
| 34
You couldn't just call back?
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
Well yea.. But OP still missed the call due to inconvenient circumstances.
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WCARlover
| 34
I know but idk, was it that big of a deal to wait until after the poop to call back? Or for some reason was OP not allowed to call that person or something. I'm just confused :p
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
OP is just venting, She probably waited really close to the phone for 8 hours and when she had to go to the bathroom BAMM the phone rings while she's helplessly wiping her ass. FHL
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WCARlover
| 34
Yeah probably :p
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bamagrl410
| 31
Also, if the person calling is in the military or participating in something that allows minimal personal time, OP may not be able to call back.
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anelelabel
| 6
It could have been a call about a job interview or something like that. In those circumstances, you can't really call back later I guess :/
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charlieohcharlie
| 12
Some private organisations hide their numbers; in that case you simply can't call back.
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Victoria16_fml
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I guess your shit outta luck
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CareFace
| 16
Hahahahaha classic!
I'm guessing it's an Aussie term, cause no one else seems to like that joke besides us :D
I'm guessing it's an Aussie term, cause no one else seems to like that joke besides us :D
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Climaxx
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How do you know Victoria's an Aussie?
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Zmeilerr
| 22
And I guess YOU'RE not very good at spelling.
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airforce987
| 20
Definitely not an Aussie term. I use it here in America all the time.
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meggy590
| 6
We use it in Canada too :)
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markrs
| 0
Shouldve said: "You shitted out luck"
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CareFace
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Then why the hell did the comment have -9 at one point...? -_-
Amateur thumb-ers...
Amateur thumb-ers...
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my3rdgenipodtouc
| 0
Shit happens.
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GovernorGeneral
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Theres always one whos brave enough to say a joke thats been overused. Always...
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
Cool story bro
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kyarush
| 10
"Cool story bro?"... People still say that?
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death_dolphin24
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I used to say "cool story bro" till I took an arrow to the knee.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
That awkward moment when you realize someone has already overused all your jokes ...
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zombiegold
| 23
I used to make stupid comments like 28, but then I lost my virginity.
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zombiegold
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Sorry I meant 35.
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
@35 "I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKING ARROWS, IN THESE MUTHA FUCKING KNEES"
-Samuel L. Jackson-
-Samuel L. Jackson-
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high_tower87
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Cell phone. Invest in one.
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boofgall
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Well thought-out comment, invest in one.
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LookOnBrightSide
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I'm not sure that would help. OP did not specify whether she was using a home phone or a cell phone. If she had been using her cell phone, there may be sanitary reasons involved in not using while you are going to the bathroom.
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mobat
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I guess you were in a SHITTY situation! Hardy har har! I need to go out more.
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BlueHue
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Or stay in and get better puns ;)
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construction
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Going out is healthier ... At times
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kickuwithmyfist
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Lol shit happens!
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YaboyVinnie
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If it was that important, I'd go that far as to bring the phone with me to the toilet.
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HearMeComin
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Lmfao your a genius :D
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Sl1mShad3y
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What if OP has one of those old ahh corded phones?
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FirstTigerHobbes
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I swear people wait until you're busy to call you!
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fattylumptard
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Well it is a good thing phones are cordless these days so you could answer