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By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 18:36 / United States
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Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

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Oh, she will. Ha ha I guess that the lady with the toe nails would have got a piece of my mind, but the man with the gas would get some smart ass comments from me :)

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Fucking people. You don't clip your nails in public, especially on a bus or in a plane. You just don't.

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urn guys? last I heard, or went on a plane (last week) you couldn't actually use the internet mid-flight D:

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ahh fair do's. I travel alot, and I didn't know this! I even go business and 1st class and I didn't know this :3 hahaa I'll have to check that out!

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I agree, you should barf on the toe nail clipper while she is sleeping then ask " do you feel better now? " when she awakes. Lol

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make eye contact and keep it while slowly reaching over and squeezing their inner thigh then make your eyes roll to the back of your head and let out a slight moan. they'll either move you or one of them. if you stay repeat on other person.

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Yep. That's why FML's get me angry.. nothing these people post is real.. It's all something they made up in their head or got an idea from another FML.

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Why was my comment moderated? All I said is that it is impossible to bring toe nail clippers on a plane!

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Uhhh... Anyways...OP why wouldn't you tell the woman to stop and say something to the man to go take a shot in the bathroom or something.

Report the nail clipper lady as a potential terrorist. Nail clippers are banned from carry on. Maybe they'll emergency land the plane and you'll be able to catch a flight that they're not on. It that or ask for a blanket and Dutch oven the man next to you until he passes out.

Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

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