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By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 18:36 / United States
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By  KingDingALing  |  27

Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

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  EmoGiana  |  7

Oh, she will. Ha ha I guess that the lady with the toe nails would have got a piece of my mind, but the man with the gas would get some smart ass comments from me :)

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  mamamiaaa_fml  |  7

make eye contact and keep it while slowly reaching over and squeezing their inner thigh then make your eyes roll to the back of your head and let out a slight moan. they'll either move you or one of them. if you stay repeat on other person.

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  EmoGiana  |  10

Yep. That's why FML's get me angry.. nothing these people post is real.. It's all something they made up in their head or got an idea from another FML.

By  TheDrifter  |  27

Report the nail clipper lady as a potential terrorist. Nail clippers are banned from carry on. Maybe they'll emergency land the plane and you'll be able to catch a flight that they're not on. It that or ask for a blanket and Dutch oven the man next to you until he passes out.

By  KingDingALing  |  27

Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

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