By It's a foot long - 3/9/2018 03:30
Today, I have to figure out how to tell my vision-impaired father that his ex-girlfriend left their double pronged dildo out on his dresser when she moved out. I see it when I bring him his coffee every morning. FML
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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Um, simply & discretely move it to elsewhere in the room that's not in line-of-sight perhaps? Or put on your Big-Girl pants and delicately broach said subject matter verbally with him?

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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Um, simply & discretely move it to elsewhere in the room that's not in line-of-sight perhaps? Or put on your Big-Girl pants and delicately broach said subject matter verbally with him?

By  julfunky  |  29

I’m going to have to agree with everyone else — there’s no reason both of you need to be embarrassed. Put it in a box under the bed. Stick it in the back of his underwear drawer. Hell, just throw the damn thing away. Anything other than telling him.