FML : Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found...

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pheonixxe - / Monday 1 June 2015 22:45 / United States - Sheridan

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By shaar_fml | 33

#6308262 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Close enough.

By mexican_music | 13

#6308263 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

well duh

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By shaar_fml | 33

#6308262 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Close enough.

theKevmeister | 13

#6308564 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:20

. . .leftover Chinese

Jonkbaby | 16

#6309194 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 10:10

was the dog ok doe.

xx000o | 27

#6309238 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 12:17

At least they were going the right way.

By mexican_music | 13

#6308263 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

well duh

DFMLharsh | 20

#6308338 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:55

^ the force is strong with this one.

By Exaspera | 53

#6308265 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Mommy, we have a surprise for you!

By EclipseCandy6 | 24

#6308267 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:48

Aw that's awful :(

ScarredVox92 | 16

#6308473 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:44

Talk about traumatized children.

Hoopachi | 19

#6308503 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:16

Why is this downvoted? I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't feel happy if you found the previous's owners dead dog whilst looking for China.

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6308270 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:50

Poor kids though.

By ringaringaring | 16

#6308274 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:53

Dug.
And poor kids D:

coldasfire | 23

#6309011 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 5:53

what...?

By hasooon | 24

#6308275 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:54

Was he from china?

extrasnipes | 22

#6308287 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:03

Or was his/her name China?

By Liamj774 | 36

#6308277 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:56

At least your kids now know they're a delicacy in China.

By sexymomo1234 | 20

#6308278 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:57

Keep digging! Might find a dinosaur!

Calacor | 17

#6308409 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 16:32

this needs more likes^

igive | 28

#6308524 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:42

Don't tell me what to do!

EarlFug | 19

#6308688 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 21:56

Or Jimmy Hoffa

By amileah13 | 26

#6308279 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:00

Well that escalated quickly.

thesmeagol | 22

#6308609 - Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:03

That excavated quickly.

zaidthunder1 | 27

#6308961 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:01

They descended too quickly.

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