By Alittlebitiffy - 14/11/2016 12:42 - Australia - Caloundra

Today, for the 16th day in a row, my husband slept in the guest room because he doesn't want to disturb the dogs once they've fallen asleep on our bed, so they don't hate him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 102
You deserved it 1 272

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Why do you keep letting your dogs sleep with you if this has happened 15 times already?!

Couldn't u sleep in the guest room as well?


Couldn't u sleep in the guest room as well?

But that would mean the dogs would have won their own personal bedroom. Why do they allow the dogs to sleep on the bed in the first place is the question?

From my experience, dogs don't hold grudges so your husband shouldn't fear that. But sleeping in the guest room for 16 days? I don't want to assume (and I'm sorry if I'm wrong) but it seems that you're husband is making an excuse. Kick the dogs off and see if he makes another excuse or comes back..

species4872 19

Dogs hold grudges.

not for very long

or if they do, its for a much bigger reason, not just kicking them off the bed

Sounds like a bit of a "cat" person to me. Grow a pair son.

No cat person would tolerate to come after a dog. The husband would have said "Get those dogs out of our bed or I go!" Now, if he said that sixteen times already, you're in big trouble. Try counseling and dog training.

I agree with the husband - nothing is worse than finally winding down, stumbling into the bedroom, and then having to fight two dogs for a place on the bed.

blockade the dogs from the bed room on the first place or use some dog treats to get them off the bed and out off the room. seriously kicking them out what make them hate u.

Why do you keep letting your dogs sleep with you if this has happened 15 times already?!

I take sleeping pills and go to sleep first to wake up early for university. He comes to bed a couple of hours after me once I'm already asleep. The dogs sneak onto the bed sometime in between.

Keep the dogs out of your bedroom, then??

cheshireau 26

I share my bed with my dog, if he's hogging the bed, I physically move him.

He's a good man

Can you blame him?! Dogs are ferocious when triggered! It gets even worse when they are huge ass motherfuckers or if your husband is black.

cootiequeen4444 11

scared of dogs, huh 10? (also "or if your husband is black"?? Dogs don't naturally hate a certain race. IF a dog is racist, it is against what their owners are not. So a dog can just as easily hate a white a person. In any case, a dog being racist is rather rare. I can't help but wonder what causes it as dogs are more scent oriented than sight oriented. My uncles dog was supposedly racist. sounds super awkward. )

No I'm not scared of dogs. I use to own one and I have good relations them. I said because dogs sometime have violent reactions to people with dark pigment

Okay, what is really happening here is the husband is proving to them that he's not the alpha - or the beta - in the pack. You might mention that to him. Not trying to be derogatory, I've had a lot of experience with dogs and that's just the way they think. We have a beautiful blue doberman, who weighs 94 lbs, and he HAS to know who is the alpha, who's the beta, etc, because he could easily become a terror if he didn't know where he stood in the pack.

species4872 19

If the devil had a dog it would be a doberman. their just evil.

You're completely wrong there 4872. First the owner makes the dog and so therefore no dog is evil. More importantly though the doberman was deliberately bred to be the perfect guard dog. They're actually famous for having a good temperament.