By Anonymous - United States
  Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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  skid1996  |  0

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  advent2060  |  4

lol how is this an fml? ok I understand that hearing ur mom have sex is eerie and uncomfortable but ur friend "enjoying herself" right next to u trumps everything. that is awesome u shoulda asked her of she needed an extra pair of fingers lol only way this would be an fml is if she is an ugly fat chick

  smileanyway  |  0

This would be horrible! As if birthday sex noises wouldn't be bad enough, your friend thinks it hot and has to unhornify herself. Haha I just made it sound like she was a rhinoceros. Sorry lame joke :) Either just keep quiet about it till you fight with your friend or your mum so you can throw it back at them or give them shit about it for the rest of their lives! Your choice. FYL!

  JustJess666  |  0

I know it's wrong to hear your mom hump but the way to get them back for this awkward moment is to help your friend out and let your mom hear your hot lesbian sex... and over do it by screaming "oh yea do me like my moms boyfriend does it!!"

payback is a bitch!

  skroal  |  7

YDi for your mom's birthday, you went camping. At night, your mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for you and your friend that you brought along, You kept still. Soon, you heard your friend going to town on herself.


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uhm.... one of my friends recently went camping in Idaho for her moms birthday with her mom and her moms boyfriend, when this happens at her house we both stare at eachother silently and turned up the volume of the movie  hmmm coincidence?

  leggichick  |  0

I'm guessing the OP is a girl so it is an FML unless she is a lesbian. I don't think she wanted to stick her "extra pair of fingers" in her friends vag...
Would you want to help your friend masturbate to your parents having sex...
that's pretty fucked up. don't u think...