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By Anonymous - / Monday 16 August 2010 05:14 / United States
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I hope I experience this at least once before Im put in the ground:P I'd give my friend soooo much shit the next morning ^_^

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Wow, awkward much the next day? You shoulda just coughed or something and pretended that you just woke up.

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lol thats beyond dirty!! you know you shoulda just did like just all of a sudden sat up screamed and then fell back asleep!

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"Sooooooo........... Did everyone enjoy themselves last night? I DIDN'T." That is disgusting. F your life indeed.

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This would be horrible! As if birthday sex noises wouldn't be bad enough, your friend thinks it hot and has to unhornify herself. Haha I just made it sound like she was a rhinoceros. Sorry lame joke :) Either just keep quiet about it till you fight with your friend or your mum so you can throw it back at them or give them shit about it for the rest of their lives! Your choice. FYL!

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I know it's wrong to hear your mom hump but the way to get them back for this awkward moment is to help your friend out and let your mom hear your hot lesbian sex... and over do it by screaming "oh yea do me like my moms boyfriend does it!!" payback is a bitch!

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YDi for your mom's birthday, you went camping. At night, your mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for you and your friend that you brought along, You kept still. Soon, you heard your friend going to town on herself.

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Are you mentally unstable? I'm pretty sure two girls wouldn't be having butt sex... unless one of them has a penis. But she doesn't.

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roxxy resurfaces every few months, gets a lot of horny 15 y/o male attention, a lesser amount of indignant attention and chiding from females of assorted ages, then inevitably gets called out for having a fake pic from someone who's in the know about TinEye.com. It's a circle of FML life, and by now, practically rivals the shortening and lengthening of days as a herald for the changing seasons. In other words, boys, bis, and lesbians, find real porn with bare boobs. At least you know they're all

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uhm.... one of my friends recently went camping in Idaho for her moms birthday with her mom and her moms boyfriend, when this happens at her house we both stare at eachother silently and turned up the volume of the movie  hmmm coincidence?

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advent- I'm guessing the OP is a girl so it is an FML unless she is a lesbian. I don't think she wanted to stick her "extra pair of fingers" in her friends vag... Would you want to help your friend masturbate to your parents having sex... that's pretty fucked up. don't u think...

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Going down means eating them out (aka licking their vagina) duh. And you're a girl? You're making my gender look bad.

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67- Well then, what are you doing right now?Commenting/attempting to diss someone on FML....

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No, if he were the sexpert from the other FML, she would not be pleasuring herself. That man was epic in the sack.

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