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By Anonymous - / Monday 16 August 2010 05:14 / United States
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  skid1996  |  16

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  Massdebater  |  16

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  advent2060  |  16

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  smileanyway  |  16

This would be horrible! As if birthday sex noises wouldn't be bad enough, your friend thinks it hot and has to unhornify herself. Haha I just made it sound like she was a rhinoceros. Sorry lame joke :) Either just keep quiet about it till you fight with your friend or your mum so you can throw it back at them or give them shit about it for the rest of their lives! Your choice. FYL!

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  newnew8  |  16

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  ohhmyjeez  |  16

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  JustJess666  |  16

I know it's wrong to hear your mom hump but the way to get them back for this awkward moment is to help your friend out and let your mom hear your hot lesbian sex... and over do it by screaming "oh yea do me like my moms boyfriend does it!!" payback is a bitch!

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  skroal  |  16

YDi for your mom's birthday, you went camping. At night, your mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for you and your friend that you brought along, You kept still. Soon, you heard your friend going to town on herself.

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  michelleclarke  |  16

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roxxy resurfaces every few months, gets a lot of horny 15 y/o male attention, a lesser amount of indignant attention and chiding from females of assorted ages, then inevitably gets called out for having a fake pic from someone who's in the know about TinEye.com. It's a circle of FML life, and by now, practically rivals the shortening and lengthening of days as a herald for the changing seasons. In other words, boys, bis, and lesbians, find real porn with bare boobs. At least you know they're all using fake names. =

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uhm.... one of my friends recently went camping in Idaho for her moms birthday with her mom and her moms boyfriend, when this happens at her house we both stare at eachother silently and turned up the volume of the movie  hmmm coincidence?

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  leggichick  |  16

advent- I'm guessing the OP is a girl so it is an FML unless she is a lesbian. I don't think she wanted to stick her "extra pair of fingers" in her friends vag... Would you want to help your friend masturbate to your parents having sex... that's pretty fucked up. don't u think...

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