Because those are way bigger treats for him and he considers this a birthday present for her.

because he's thinking mostly of himself. "a massage for a blow job" heck no! and plus, it's not like she owes him a blow job. Just in case you didn't know, we ARE allowed to refuse to give any and they better respect it.

Yeah, I kinda regret writing that comment. It's late and I just now realize it was pretty dumb. Lol...

@damnitstrue I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday

I actually really like that you came forward and apologized. Props to you

What if the guy is a professional

because the coupons are all about him DUH. what a shitty birthday gift

And even better, it'll be a buy one get another free!

Ah yes. Comparing people to Hitler. Inappropriate and nonsensical.

Don't forget unoriginal.

Say what you want about Hitler. At least he killed Hitler. AND the dude who killed Hitler.

Why yes, you can blame the guy for trying. Asshole...

A man tried. - Valar Dohaeris

A man is an idiot. -Me

You win.

Hooray!

#12 that's probably because they benefit him just as much if not more than they benefit her.