By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina

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Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
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If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

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Because those are way bigger treats for him and he considers this a birthday present for her.

because he's thinking mostly of himself. "a massage for a blow job" heck no! and plus, it's not like she owes him a blow job. Just in case you didn't know, we ARE allowed to refuse to give any and they better respect it.

Yeah, I kinda regret writing that comment. It's late and I just now realize it was pretty dumb. Lol...

@damnitstrue I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday

I actually really like that you came forward and apologized. Props to you

What if the guy is a professional

because the coupons are all about him DUH. what a shitty birthday gift

Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

And even better, it'll be a buy one get another free!

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Ah yes. Comparing people to Hitler. Inappropriate and nonsensical.

Don't forget unoriginal.

Say what you want about Hitler. At least he killed Hitler. AND the dude who killed Hitler.

Why yes, you can blame the guy for trying. Asshole...

Wow you got yourself a jackass OP!

A man tried. - Valar Dohaeris

A man is an idiot. -Me

If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

how inconsiderate. you would think it being your birthday he would be a little less selfish.

#12 that's probably because they benefit him just as much if not more than they benefit her.

Tell him they have expired already

Looks like he gave himself your present

Get the leaf blower.