By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina

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Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
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If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

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queenofirony 12
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Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

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Ms_ValS 27
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Because those are way bigger treats for him and he considers this a birthday present for her.

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jazzy_123 20

because he's thinking mostly of himself. "a massage for a blow job" heck no! and plus, it's not like she owes him a blow job. Just in case you didn't know, we ARE allowed to refuse to give any and they better respect it.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Yeah, I kinda regret writing that comment. It's late and I just now realize it was pretty dumb. Lol...

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aureshion 5
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@damnitstrue I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday

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itsallokaynow 6
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I actually really like that you came forward and apologized. Props to you

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mikey7 13
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What if the guy is a professional

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Noela Abney 5
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because the coupons are all about him DUH. what a shitty birthday gift

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queenofirony 12
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Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

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shay_serendipity 29
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And even better, it'll be a buy one get another free!

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giantsfan2010 23

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fakedsincerity 32
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Ah yes. Comparing people to Hitler. Inappropriate and nonsensical.

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ChristianH39 30

Don't forget unoriginal.

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Zebediabolical 39
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Say what you want about Hitler. At least he killed Hitler. AND the dude who killed Hitler.

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maemismile 22
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Why yes, you can blame the guy for trying. Asshole...

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Ms_ValS 27
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Wow you got yourself a jackass OP!

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DFMLharsh 20
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A man tried. - Valar Dohaeris

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mezochan 29
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A man is an idiot. -Me

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604 11
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If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

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adrian_robber2 7

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hunterluv1 20

how inconsiderate. you would think it being your birthday he would be a little less selfish.

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Purexinsanity 46
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#12 that's probably because they benefit him just as much if not more than they benefit her.

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adrian_robber2 7

Tell him they have expired already

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igg125 30
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Looks like he gave himself your present

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Bricktothehead 21
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Get the leaf blower.

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