Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
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604
| 11
If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.
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queenofirony
| 12
Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.
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ihavenolifehaha
| 16
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Ms_ValS
| 27
Because those are way bigger treats for him and he considers this a birthday present for her.
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jazzy_123
| 20
because he's thinking mostly of himself. "a massage for a blow job" heck no! and plus, it's not like she owes him a blow job. Just in case you didn't know, we ARE allowed to refuse to give any and they better respect it.
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ihavenolifehaha
| 16
Yeah, I kinda regret writing that comment. It's late and I just now realize it was pretty dumb. Lol...
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aureshion
| 5
@damnitstrue
I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday
I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday
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itsallokaynow
| 6
I actually really like that you came forward and apologized. Props to you
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mikey7
| 13
What if the guy is a professional
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
How's middle-school going for you? Seriously get the heck out of here you childish twat. You seriously think that this is acceptable?
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queenofirony
| 12
Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.
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shay_serendipity
| 29
And even better, it'll be a buy one get another free!
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giantsfan2010
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clumsylobster
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
Ah yes. Comparing people to Hitler. Inappropriate and nonsensical.
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ChristianH39
| 30
Don't forget unoriginal.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Say what you want about Hitler. At least he killed Hitler. AND the dude who killed Hitler.
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maemismile
| 22
Why yes, you can blame the guy for trying. Asshole...
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
Sure...
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Ms_ValS
| 27
Wow you got yourself a jackass OP!
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DFMLharsh
| 20
A man tried.
- Valar Dohaeris
- Valar Dohaeris
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mezochan
| 29
A man is an idiot.
-Me
-Me
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604
| 11
If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.
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Polynomial
| 28
You win.
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604
| 11
Hooray!
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adrian_robber2
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hunterluv1
| 20
how inconsiderate. you would think it being your birthday he would be a little less selfish.
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Purexinsanity
| 46
#12 that's probably because they benefit him just as much if not more than they benefit her.
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adrian_robber2
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Tell him they have expired already
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igg125
| 30
Looks like he gave himself your present
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Bricktothehead
| 21
Get the leaf blower.