By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina

By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina
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Show it anywayBecause those are way bigger treats for him and he considers this a birthday present for her.
@damnitstrue I agree. my girlfriend should never feel forced to give me anything of sexual persuasion. if she feels like giving me a blowjob for whatever reason she can do so. but I would never demand something like that as a favor. especially if its her birthday
I actually really like that you came forward and apologized. Props to you
What if the guy is a professional
because the coupons are all about him DUH. what a shitty birthday gift
Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.
And even better, it'll be a buy one get another free!
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Show it anywayAh yes. Comparing people to Hitler. Inappropriate and nonsensical.
Say what you want about Hitler. At least he killed Hitler. AND the dude who killed Hitler.
Why yes, you can blame the guy for trying. Asshole...
Wow you got yourself a jackass OP!
A man tried. - Valar Dohaeris
A man is an idiot. -Me
If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.
You win.
Hooray!
how inconsiderate. you would think it being your birthday he would be a little less selfish.
#12 that's probably because they benefit him just as much if not more than they benefit her.
Looks like he gave himself your present
Get the leaf blower.
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If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.
Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.