FML : Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told...

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Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 January 2011 02:45 / United States

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By omgshaylaaa | 0

#1937196 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:06

haha yay dad

By hiddydiddy | 0

#1937200 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:08

Im sorry, but u have a funny dad :)

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By omgshaylaaa | 0

#1937196 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:06

haha yay dad

iamthellamaking | 0

#1937397 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:35

learn to love the gas

InnocentLies | 0

#1938048 - Friday 7 January 2011 10:25

Or explain to him how sick that is.
My dads gross like that too.
>_<

iamthellamaking | 0

#1938093 - Friday 7 January 2011 10:37

love the gas and it won't be a problem even though I hate it myself

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1938226 - Friday 7 January 2011 11:25

look on the bright side, at least he didn't follow through...

MagneticGuitar | 0

#1938393 - Friday 7 January 2011 12:35

OP is called Meg.

Action_Bastard | 0

#1938674 - Friday 7 January 2011 14:18

It's great to have a dad with a great sense of humor. FML? Not really except for the fact you fell prey to his prank.

randiZ25 | 0

#1938773 - Friday 7 January 2011 14:57

exactly it's good to have a fun dad. it's just a fart princess not a big deal. some day you won't have him and you'll actually miss that.

Zesty697 | 0

#1938858 - Friday 7 January 2011 15:29

71 is a win

Roadkill007 | 9

#1939985 - Friday 7 January 2011 21:12

lol I can just see OP now, after her dad's funeral, looking for strangers who will fart on her, just so she can relive the good ole times

needleinmypants_fml | 3

#1940224 - Friday 7 January 2011 22:48

LOVE THE GAS OP

love it.

MrFerret | 0

#1955243 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 15:48

Stop bitching it could have been worse, what if he pulled his pants down and had the stomach flu???

ThePowerOfGlory | 0

#1964641 - Friday 14 January 2011 4:46

agreed 71

By Faceluvsyou | 0

#1937198 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:07

What an ass im sorry

iamthellamaking | 0

#1937481 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:48

wow that was an unnontentional pun

C94Slim | 7

#1937574 - Friday 7 January 2011 10:07

unintentionally *

iamthellamaking | 0

#1937582 - Friday 7 January 2011 10:10

my bed I isn't a goode speelr

unidentified_sta | 5

#1938165 - Friday 7 January 2011 11:06

"Unintentionally" doesn't work, just sub it back into the original comment.

*Unintentional

FMLforALL | 0

#1938197 - Friday 7 January 2011 11:21

I'm sure it was intentional. It warrants a new statement all together.

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#1941648 - Saturday 8 January 2011 6:58

ooohh good one... not

By hiddydiddy | 0

#1937200 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:08

Im sorry, but u have a funny dad :)

tmmundy | 17

#1939404 - Friday 7 January 2011 17:42

lmao....that was funny, I agree.  but the smell. gag.

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1939529 - Friday 7 January 2011 18:58

Hahahahahaha awesome

By Leebra | 6

#1937204 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:08

LOL

Your dad is a dick.

iamthellamaking | 0

#1937489 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:49

wrong side gas cums out of an ass

By Falloner | 0

#1937215 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:10

your dads sense of humor is better than yours lol

unfortunate_13 | 5

#1937310 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:20

that's not a sense of humour, that's being a pig.

spade1997 | 0

#1937486 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:49

17 I'm pretty sure that's still humor

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1939533 - Friday 7 January 2011 19:00

lighten up it's a fart haha

By bamagrl410 | 31

#1937230 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:11

Oh sick. Plus, if you're female, I don't think that part of his body should be that close to your face... o.O

JManHobbs | 0

#1937270 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:14

What? Are you kidding?

iamthellamaking | 0

#1937513 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:54

so you are saying you want some old dudes junk close to your face

UrCommentsSuck | 0

#1938658 - Friday 7 January 2011 14:09

Only if you're female? Huh...

ajmb88 | 0

#1939880 - Friday 7 January 2011 20:38

what do you mean

iFizzgig | 11

#2737791 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:47

t bag!!!

By Wat2i2671 | 0

#1937232 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:11

LMAOO...

By squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#1937236 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:11

LMFAO that's awesome! Your dad is a boss!

atone | 0

#1941107 - Saturday 8 January 2011 3:41

okay Chris smoove!! lol he pulled a noob move lol

kyoungin | 0

#1942069 - Saturday 8 January 2011 9:31

lml , agreed !

By BoredomKillsinc | 0

#1937258 - Friday 7 January 2011 9:13

i wouldn't care if that was my dad or anyone else, if someone did that to me, i would smack them in the balls as hard as i could. no one is doing that to me, that's fcking discusting