Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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omgshaylaaa
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haha yay dad
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hiddydiddy
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Im sorry, but u have a funny dad :)
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omgshaylaaa
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haha yay dad
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iamthellamaking
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learn to love the gas
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InnocentLies
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Or explain to him how sick that is.
My dads gross like that too.
>_<
My dads gross like that too.
>_<
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iamthellamaking
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love the gas and it won't be a problem even though I hate it myself
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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look on the bright side, at least he didn't follow through...
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MagneticGuitar
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OP is called Meg.
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Action_Bastard
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It's great to have a dad with a great sense of humor. FML? Not really except for the fact you fell prey to his prank.
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randiZ25
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exactly it's good to have a fun dad. it's just a fart princess not a big deal. some day you won't have him and you'll actually miss that.
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Zesty697
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71 is a win
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Roadkill007
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lol I can just see OP now, after her dad's funeral, looking for strangers who will fart on her, just so she can relive the good ole times
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LOVE THE GAS OP
love it.
love it.
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MrFerret
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Stop bitching it could have been worse, what if he pulled his pants down and had the stomach flu???
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ThePowerOfGlory
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agreed 71
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Faceluvsyou
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What an ass im sorry
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iamthellamaking
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wow that was an unnontentional pun
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C94Slim
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unintentionally *
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iamthellamaking
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my bed I isn't a goode speelr
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unidentified_sta
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"Unintentionally" doesn't work, just sub it back into the original comment.
*Unintentional
*Unintentional
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FMLforALL
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I'm sure it was intentional. It warrants a new statement all together.
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meowmeowwkitty
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ooohh good one... not
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hiddydiddy
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Im sorry, but u have a funny dad :)
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tmmundy
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lmao....that was funny, I agree. but the smell. gag.
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whoisthisgirl
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Hahahahahaha awesome
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Leebra
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LOL
Your dad is a dick.
Your dad is a dick.
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iamthellamaking
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wrong side gas cums out of an ass
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Falloner
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your dads sense of humor is better than yours lol
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unfortunate_13
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that's not a sense of humour, that's being a pig.
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spade1997
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17 I'm pretty sure that's still humor
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whoisthisgirl
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lighten up it's a fart haha
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bamagrl410
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Oh sick. Plus, if you're female, I don't think that part of his body should be that close to your face... o.O
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JManHobbs
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What? Are you kidding?
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iamthellamaking
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so you are saying you want some old dudes junk close to your face
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UrCommentsSuck
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Only if you're female? Huh...
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ajmb88
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what do you mean
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iFizzgig
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t bag!!!
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Wat2i2671
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LMAOO...
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squirell_AIDS69
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LMFAO that's awesome! Your dad is a boss!
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atone
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okay Chris smoove!! lol he pulled a noob move lol
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kyoungin
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lml , agreed !
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BoredomKillsinc
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i wouldn't care if that was my dad or anyone else, if someone did that to me, i would smack them in the balls as hard as i could. no one is doing that to me, that's fcking discusting
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unidentified_sta
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Balls, balls, balls. Always in the comments someone advocates genital trauma.
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IHeartJimi02
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discusting?
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FMLforALL
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disgusting *
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evybeth
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not cool!