By Lionman - 05/04/2012 05:11 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
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mduffy08 8

It really can't get any more awkward.

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sillydumpling 0
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Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter

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mduffy08 8

It really can't get any more awkward.

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TheGreatAlexande 12
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Yea it could, he could have said "would you like me to show you"....

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Torva_fml 16

Or... "here, I'll go get my wife. She can tell you all about it!"

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blackheart24 10

Still a better love story than twilight.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Just nod and walk away...

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ClassyCommando 13
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That awkward moment when he brings his wife into the room and she's a lioness.

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bioboy725 10
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Lions only mate in quick short bursts anyway. They have sex for hours but with many different lionesses.

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JiggaJayZ 16
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King of the jungle? Not

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iBanana 17
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Lions don't live in jungles.

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The_Hitdude 12
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Dad FTW! But I'll never look at the 'Can Feel the Love Tonight?' scene of The Lion King the same way again...

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biggestfan23 11
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That's one of the best scenes in Lion King. It's crucial to the structure of the movie

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kissmybuttque 0

Hahaha! Neither will I....

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theamazingone_12 7
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The phrase "hakuna matata" actually means lion sodomy in the african language of yoruba. its used to coax their homosexual mate into relaxing and having butt sex, hence "no worries"

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Sebastian_NG 17
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I hope you didn't mention that kind of details about yourself to him as well OP

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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He better not let the lion hear him say that. It'll prove that to him that it's the REAL king of the jungle.

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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Whoa that makes no sense. It'll prove to him that*. My bad.

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monster_tamer 11
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Tigers are king of the jungle. Lions don't live in jungles. :)

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SpottedZebra42 14
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51 - It's my mistake, not my bad. I'm no grammar Nazi, but that is one of my pet peeves.

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resshead 0
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Quality time.

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SkyBirdy 5
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Love your picture

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Pelreskovich 11
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He also learned how to draw a cross on his mate's forehead with his semen and whisper "Simba" in their ear.

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sillydumpling 0
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Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter

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Gondile 4

At least he wasn't lyin'

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ifoundalaska 11

I would like to know more about the barbed penis

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Birdie_Sage 0

Go meet a lion.

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slick5880 22
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The barbs of a lion's penis are quite sharp and jagged. With the appearance of a long fish hook, the lion's penis has been known to rip through flesh and bone, and it is sometimes used as a weapon.

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greeneyedpothead 10
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So I guess lions are real kinky huh?! Who knew... 0.o

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JediScum 1
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That is exactly what I thought. So I youtubed it. Ouch.

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