Hope the kid who built the castle didn't see it.. Or call his/her mommy because two big people destroyed his castle :)

Just dont do anal on the beach, its making a bad situation worse.

^ What an apropos user name

This would be the only argument to the famous saying: "Doesn't matter, had sex."

Hawaii, eh? OP was obviously born in Kenya....

In fact how wonderful to be conceived on a beach...

Don't you mean you couldn't give a flying crap...?

Love hurts and true grit both come to mind.

I was conceived in Canada ! Almost Canadian :) *waves* (i think this is Hilarious) I'd trade Canada for Hawaii though.

I'm with #2 - why should you care where you were conceived? On a beach sounds fun!

I did mean couldn't* give, sorry, stupid phone :(

Haha mistakes happen.

Who would give a flying crap? I mean you don't see craps that fly very often.

It's a pretty funny image!

It's not even that I don't care, I just don't want to know.

-48 we needed to know this why?

You better lay down more than one towel because it's gonna get crumpled up pretty quick.

4- *******you're******** stupid. Happy now?

Uhmm...? Since 4 didn't even say anything with a "y" in it i have no idea what you're trying to say.

49 was just being stupid because 4 wrote in his profile that he was waiting for someone to say "you're stupid" instead of "your stupid". 49 must not know that we don't really comment on profiles on FML...

This. You asked a question that could've led to a response with similar details anyway. Don't ask for what you can't handle.

Your Kitty is so cute but why is he/she attacking your face? :(

Love bite :3

Beds are overrated

Getting the image of your parents fucking on a public beach in Hawaii...how beautiful

Not really !

Better than land sharks.

Also better then monster hamsters.