By dragos_dgt - 02/09/2011 07:48 - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 812
You deserved it 33 135
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marinus_fml 19
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Expect a raise...from his genitals.

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AnthonyN 5
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Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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marinus_fml 19
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Expect a raise...from his genitals.

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marinus_fml 19
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What a fail. I though OP was female. *sigh*

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bubble25_fml 5
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You seem to fail quite often.

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LuHGiiiT 11
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18 - You've failed twice in the two most recent FMLs.. I believe you're in the lead =P

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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1--- Cowboy buttsecks?

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bubble25_fml 5
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Whaaaaa?? You stalking me O:?? Whyyyyyyyyy :'(

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LiveLaughFML 10
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lol no #26, he isn't stalking you. your creepy profile picture stands out anywhere.

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LuHGiiiT 11
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^ She's good ;)

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enonymous 8
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Marinus by female you meant me right?

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LuHGiiiT 11
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34 - Why am I always the only one thoroughly confused by your comments? Am I missing something? ='(

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enonymous 8
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You miss everything...

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LuHGiiiT 11
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...except for your sexay mustache..

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enonymous 8
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Don't mess with the stache... Unless you're looking for a ride

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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You didn't miss anything. You cleaned up after yourself spotlessly.

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Finn_the_human 5
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Why didn't you switch to professor X so you could make him forget what he saw?

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LedZeppelin1109 0
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Nice effort for the comment though...

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ILoveEmoes 9
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It still works, marinus! Look at all the thumbs ups you're getting, you're popular! ... Or maybe people just like your insanely hot back.

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Mr_Chow 5
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Who wouldn't want to be him?

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Fruit_Dealer 9
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I know right that guy is a real chick magnet. Sorry..

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hockey199813 5
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A girl I guess

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airforce987 20
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Actually I wouldn't want to be him. He went through the holocaust.

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TheBigFailer 0
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Shut the up the following: ^airforce^

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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Me. I just spent the past 10 minutes pretending I was Storm by gesturing to the clouds gathering outside the window.. Important note: I'm not at work. Pick your moments, OP.

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airforce987 20
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51 - learn the speak the English

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aznpiboy24 5
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You're just trying to hide the fact you're one too, we all are :D

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butterybiscuit 6
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Katie tha great, ur hot

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Deathhound 27
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Haha, what did he say?

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jallred254 4
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He said that his mom played a similar role last night...

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sunkissedblonde 0
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Ur pic is scary

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CanadianNarwhal 13
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Well if your boss likes X-men, you're golden.

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AnthonyN 5
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Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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loserman67 35
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SAY GOODBYE TO: 1. Your self-respect 2. Respect from your boss or co-workers 3. ANY shot at a raise and/or promotion 4. The hot chick from the accounting department you wanted to ask out 5. Any invitations to parties, lunches, drinks after work with co-workers, pretty much any sort of life SAY HELLO TO: 1. Snickering behind your back 2. Being make fun of at the water cooler 3. A life of being alone 4. Being stuck in your current position forever 5. Take out food, eaten by yourself in your cold, lonely apartment.

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Enigmax2514 7
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Judging from your name, did you form this comment from your life experiences? :p

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LuHGiiiT 11
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How the heck did you type all of that and still end up being #10? By the time I think of anything relevant, and type it all up, the best I can hope for is in the 200's 0_o

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LetsRollOut 2
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I dunno. I could see my friends and I welcoming this guy with open arms.

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Tyger44 1
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Who gives a fuck abput what others think!!???if you work well&get on with the managment its no problem. This is a minor thing..compared to what other people do at work..including me..

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kaengelangeleyes 9
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How in the world did this post get so many thumbs up. X men is awesome!

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tls1679 0
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You should've said "cold, lonely basement."

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yajooo 3
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hahaha burn

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KaelaKhaotic 5
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Are you making magic toast?

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neonsugarXx 0
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Lol why did this get so many thumbs down? xD

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Because everybody knows buttered toast is better.

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KaelaKhaotic 5
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Because those 12 people don't enjoy magic toast. :[

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