By dragos_dgt - 02/09/2011 07:48 - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 812
You deserved it 33 135

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Expect a raise...from his genitals.

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.


Expect a raise...from his genitals.

What a fail. I though OP was female. *sigh*

You seem to fail quite often.

18 - You've failed twice in the two most recent FMLs.. I believe you're in the lead =P

1--- Cowboy buttsecks?

Whaaaaa?? You stalking me O:?? Whyyyyyyyyy :'(

lol no #26, he isn't stalking you. your creepy profile picture stands out anywhere.

^ She's good ;)

Marinus by female you meant me right?

34 - Why am I always the only one thoroughly confused by your comments? Am I missing something? ='(

You miss everything...

...except for your sexay mustache..

Don't mess with the stache... Unless you're looking for a ride

You didn't miss anything. You cleaned up after yourself spotlessly.

Why didn't you switch to professor X so you could make him forget what he saw?

Nice effort for the comment though...

It still works, marinus! Look at all the thumbs ups you're getting, you're popular! ... Or maybe people just like your insanely hot back.

Who wouldn't want to be him?

I know right that guy is a real chick magnet. Sorry..

A girl I guess

Actually I wouldn't want to be him. He went through the holocaust.

Shut the up the following: ^airforce^

Me. I just spent the past 10 minutes pretending I was Storm by gesturing to the clouds gathering outside the window.. Important note: I'm not at work. Pick your moments, OP.

51 - learn the speak the English

You're just trying to hide the fact you're one too, we all are :D

Katie tha great, ur hot

Haha, what did he say?

He said that his mom played a similar role last night...

Ur pic is scary

Well if your boss likes X-men, you're golden.

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

SAY GOODBYE TO: 1. Your self-respect 2. Respect from your boss or co-workers 3. ANY shot at a raise and/or promotion 4. The hot chick from the accounting department you wanted to ask out 5. Any invitations to parties, lunches, drinks after work with co-workers, pretty much any sort of life SAY HELLO TO: 1. Snickering behind your back 2. Being make fun of at the water cooler 3. A life of being alone 4. Being stuck in your current position forever 5. Take out food, eaten by yourself in your cold, lonely apartment.

Judging from your name, did you form this comment from your life experiences? :p

How the heck did you type all of that and still end up being #10? By the time I think of anything relevant, and type it all up, the best I can hope for is in the 200's 0_o

I dunno. I could see my friends and I welcoming this guy with open arms.

Who gives a fuck abput what others think!!???if you work well&get on with the managment its no problem. This is a minor thing..compared to what other people do at work..including me..

How in the world did this post get so many thumbs up. X men is awesome!

You should've said "cold, lonely basement."

hahaha burn

Are you making magic toast?

Lol why did this get so many thumbs down? xD

Because everybody knows buttered toast is better.

Because those 12 people don't enjoy magic toast. :[