By OyGeeze28 - 09/08/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML
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"Whiskey dick." Some images you just can't erase from your mind

Whiskey dicks, always better than "Rum"-ginas


"Whiskey dick." Some images you just can't erase from your mind

Is it bag I thought of his dick in a bottle?

It is described on jersey shore actually. Except it is the opposite of this situation. (see what I did there?)

Idonebeenhad 17

it's very bag

Idonebeenhad 17

it's very bag

-36 lol I didn't catch it in time to edit. Unhappyface >:(

enonymous 8

My penis enjoys to soak in the finest single malt available...

imthatguythatdid 0

Lol, Whiskey Dick, too funny

brittanycox 0

Haha omg

Idonebeenhad 17

Tell him to mix it with some Viagra. Muahahaha

yamatelle 19

Viagra: The quicker dicker upper

jtuck87 0


jtuck87 0


It would never go down.

Od on Viagra and have a cat attack your monster dick

Whiskey dicks, always better than "Rum"-ginas

what about bloody mary ass holes? too early?

sxe_beast 11

Your little brother's asshole was a Bloody Mary after I... oh wait... what?

He sounds like an absolute sex machine.

FMLandurstoo 9

I love you Boners.

MAXCAT1220 0

What does a whisky dick look like and plus alcohol does the opposite lol

Whisky dick = nonboner thats what it looks like

Limp! Also, alcohol constricts the body's blood vessels, no blood no love! ;)

otb113 7

it looks like a flaccid dick..

fucking_dev 2

that's exactly what I was thinking .. alcohol sets you up for a good 3 hours of sex . lol

FMLandurstoo 9

You should have to have a certain iq to purchase alcohol.

So damn true!

bizarre_ftw 21

Perhaps but every time you do that goes down a little bit o.O

I read that in Herbert's voice.

AvikC818 8

This is really funny

Who Fault is it for his beer belly?

-7 Wait in line like the rest of us.