By big mouth - 26/09/2012 11:40 - New Zealand - Northland

Today, at work, I saw a van in our car park with "Hurlz Wagon" painted on its side. Laughing, I told the customer who owned it that I loved the name, and I asked was there a funny vomit story behind it. She didn't laugh, and told me it was her family name. FML
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helpfulperson 9

Not your fault, just trying to share a good laugh

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center 5
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I suppose you could up the ante by asking her if there is a neat vomit story to her family name.

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helpfulperson 9

Not your fault, just trying to share a good laugh

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gc327072 30
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My last name is Lulz. People always laugh at me :'(

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Not as bad as Chairman Lmao...

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Enslaved 36
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Come on, I can imagine being addressed as "Mr. Chairman" would be super cool!(: Ironchef

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imavelociraptor 6

They do it for the lulz...

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JustDerpin 11

At least it's not Gaylord.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17
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I have a friend who's last name is faget :/ sticks and stones break his bones, but words still hurt him

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mooleelee 0
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That's disgusting

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jetsown08 21
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Yeah man, names can just be SO nasty, right? /sarcasm

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one11oh 2

2 - If you take things like this too seriously, FML isn't good for you

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BunchieRules 31

I wonder how 2 felt about the moldy fat rolls a couple FMLs down...

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missababgaga 19

No, you're disgusting!

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center 5
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I suppose you could up the ante by asking her if there is a neat vomit story to her family name.

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Mister_Triangle 21

"Is it because everyone throws up when they see your family portrait?"

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icrest80 4

I know a kid named Harry wang so don't worry about it. The owner probably has heard the joke before anyway

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pabst4america 1

Lol @ your profile description

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gracehi 31
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I must admit, I too loled at their profile.

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mimi_animee 18
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I know a kid who's last name is butt.

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DocBastard 38
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Really? Her family name is "Wagon"?

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gc327072 30
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There are some weird-ass names these days...

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beccaishereyay 11

9- sarcasm

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Stealth_Void 4
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I think it's German.

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Googolman 29
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I think her last name is Hurlz, and wagon means car, like station wagon.

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Eaglestrike117 29
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64 - Really??

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mvc3ftw 17

Yes doc,they are descended from the noble Station Wagons of the 1930's.

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beccaishereyay 11

That's not really your fault. I'm sure they get that all the time. If they take it too personally that's their problem.

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onlychildFTW 33
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OP was just trying to lighten the mood with a laugh. I don't think it's a big deal what happened. A bit awkward maybe but OPs life isn't over.

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Futacy 29
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I don't see how that would be funny either way :/ But she still didn't have to get so upset about it.

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CoconutOil 7
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I read the FML twice. In which part did she get so upset again?

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Futacy 29
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I kind of assumed it from the "not laughing" part.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

She doesn't have a sense of humor, and obviously she's not very nice; she couldn't have explained without being rude?

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kakarot2 11
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You are an idiot.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

And you're an ass. How does my comment make me an idiot? OP didn't say or do anything mean, the woman needs to get the stick out of her ass. EDIT: I also am not really sure why OP found it so funny, but the woman shouldn't be a bitch about it. I'm sure she gets that all the time.

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kakarot2 11
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Yes you are. Please, read the FML again and tell me where she was being rude? She didn't laugh at the joke, and told him it was her last name. If you think this was rude, then you need to take the stick out of your ass.

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evilplatypus 38
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Apparently, 8 can magically read tone of voice, body language and facial expression in the FML if they were able to determine her apparent "rudeness".

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Googolman 29
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How the hell was she being rude? She just didn't laugh. Would you be flattered if someone said your last name sounds like vomit?

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mintcar 9

I can only imagine the kind of evil stare she gave you.

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ant1078 7
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Tbh hurlz Wagon is a horrible name for a company van, I feel sorrier for the owner

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ant1078 7
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Andddd I'm not sure if sorrier is actually a word so sorry in advance, if not, f-off grammar Nazis

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At least you're being creative

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hotshot2626 9
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Just for future reference it would be "more sorry"

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