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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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The Good Grandson

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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The future

By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 02:00

Today, as caregiver, I had to physically remove the shit my grandpa had stuck in his rectum, because he doesn't remember how to shit. He barely knows who I am, which is good because when he remembers who he is, he becomes an abusive asshole. I'm 27. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:17

What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking *****

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 6 September 2016 23:59

well... did you succeed?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 September 2016 2:39

Sounds like a shitt-*gets shot and stabbed multiple times*

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:08

He may just wanted to "test" the product. 'Wink. Wink'. ?

JoshuaZore 11

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:39

Well shit, your life sucks.

pins91 27

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:42

I thought it said disabled toilets. ... I was like. .. there's nothing wrong with that hahaha

Skinyrd 17

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:46

Who else thought of Jackass when the read this?

stressedartist 14

Wednesday 7 September 2016 5:39

i would make a pun but nah

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:00

Care of the senile is no joke, well done OP. Thank you for giving a damn, and I'm sure the employees would thank you if they knew what hell you saved them from.

Talented73 54

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:08

At least it wasn't projectile diarrhea.

Odin1624 12

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:09

Hopefully you succeeded

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:16

Hey, they let you test fund cars. Why should crappers be any different?

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