well... did you succeed?

Old age is a rough mistress. At least you love him enough to help him out.

Seems like I've seen this in a few movies and tv shows

Happy shitting.

What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking shits

He must have got the idea from the first Jackass movie.

And your reward for your heroic deed: changing his crap-filled diaper. That ain't right.

He should be on Jackass.

Donald glover can kinda relate to this

As a former hardware store employee who has had to deal with that situation taken to its disgusting completion, I thank you on behalf of those who did not have to deal with it on this occasion. They know not from what you saved them.