well... did you succeed?

We've all had those days where we had to go in a hardware store and contemplated using the display units (if not, I'm probably the only weirdo). You should cut him some slack.

Old age is a rough mistress. At least you love him enough to help him out.

Seems like I've seen this in a few movies and tv shows

Happy shitting.

What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking shits

He must have got the idea from the first Jackass movie.

And your reward for your heroic deed: changing his crap-filled diaper. That ain't right.

He should be on Jackass.

Next... Will be Bad Grandpa and a soda machine

Donald glover can kinda relate to this