But was it a show anybody wanted to see? I'm assuming that because she was wearing a bikini, at least she was, but her boyfriend could be extremely unattractive. Who knows?

When in doubt, whip his out?

14- they BOTH could be unattractive. Oooor they can both be really attractive. That has nothing to do with the fact at hand; everyone got a free show. No matter what they look like.

I'm simply saying: is it a show they wanted to see? ^_^

Most porn sites are free:)

34) I think you are on the wrong FML

YOLO OP,but you might not wanna try that again ;D.

We've all had to deal with wardrobe malfunctions, I would laugh it off.. And pay the fine.

Hahaha

If only you where in Europe then I'd be fine

London is in Europe.

14 - You don't have to be attractive to be able to wear a bikini.

And where was I ?!

Stupid anti-flood protection crap..lol i've tried commenting this for a few minutes now just to type, "pay back?" Lol

I guess she meant to pull them down...

Because "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

After all 49, things aren't nearly as embarrassing with someone else doing it.

49 - more like "if my tops going down, so are your swim trunks!!"

Exactly

That doesn't happen enough to be considered a card!

not to mention that they're in the UK. What tan lines?

Fake tan lines.

Probably bc she was too confused and trying to get him to put her down.

*have.

Like the officer gives a fuck about an explanation.

Duckface = not attractive. Sorry sweetie.

Me sentiments exactly, 80!

Maybe, There were no words...

Using my words here: Your profile picture makes you look like a huge douche.

Using my words as well: That's completely arbitrary, this picture was put up as a DIRECT response to some one calling me flabby. And you judging someone by a picture makes you a bitch.

So what you're saying is that you're such an insecure douche that a petty insult caused you to change your profile pic in response? D'aww.

And 54 calling herself awesome isn't douchebaggery?

78 - People change their profile pics to match jokes all the time, the change in pic ALSO matched the comment that I left. Wouldn't the MORE insecure douches be the ones attacking people online?

Attacking people online...you mean like calling someone a bitch? Whoopsies....

What's a tankini? O.o

Tankinis are horrible and give you weird tan lines. Believe me, this is the first year I've worn a bikini(parents' rules that I couldn't before) and it's much, much better. And you don't have a swimsuit?

Tankinis are better than one-pieces in my opinion.

What is a tankini? Is it like a one piece?

How about you all fucking Google it.

Will OP marry me?

Nude*