By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

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hahaiseeyou 0

well everyone got a free show

But was it a show anybody wanted to see? I'm assuming that because she was wearing a bikini, at least she was, but her boyfriend could be extremely unattractive. Who knows?

When in doubt, whip his out?

14- they BOTH could be unattractive. Oooor they can both be really attractive. That has nothing to do with the fact at hand; everyone got a free show. No matter what they look like.

I'm simply saying: is it a show they wanted to see? ^_^

Most porn sites are free:)

34) I think you are on the wrong FML

uJelly24 1

YOLO OP,but you might not wanna try that again ;D.

Trisha_aus 15

We've all had to deal with wardrobe malfunctions, I would laugh it off.. And pay the fine.

Snooki724 0

Hahaha

If only you where in Europe then I'd be fine

London is in Europe.

CaramelMacchiato 13

14 - You don't have to be attractive to be able to wear a bikini.

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

Killuhk 8

Stupid anti-flood protection crap..lol i've tried commenting this for a few minutes now just to type, "pay back?" Lol

I guess she meant to pull them down...

Because "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

syley 5

After all 49, things aren't nearly as embarrassing with someone else doing it.

49 - more like "if my tops going down, so are your swim trunks!!"

Killuhk 8

You should have pulled the, "but officer, we were only trying to get rid of our tan lines" card...lol

That doesn't happen enough to be considered a card!

ferrousWheel 6

not to mention that they're in the UK. What tan lines?

Fake tan lines.

you just made my day :D

yoursucklives 36

i know that you were in panic, but why exactly did you pull down his pants? anyway, i find this rather amusing.

citymayer 7

Probably bc she was too confused and trying to get him to put her down.

angelamhill 7

You should of explained. :o

Like the officer gives a fuck about an explanation.

Duckface = not attractive. Sorry sweetie.

Me sentiments exactly, 80!

reddudeover 2

Next time use your words.

Maybe, There were no words...

Using my words here: Your profile picture makes you look like a huge douche.

reddudeover 2

Using my words as well: That's completely arbitrary, this picture was put up as a DIRECT response to some one calling me flabby. And you judging someone by a picture makes you a bitch.

So what you're saying is that you're such an insecure douche that a petty insult caused you to change your profile pic in response? D'aww.

And 54 calling herself awesome isn't douchebaggery?

reddudeover 2

78 - People change their profile pics to match jokes all the time, the change in pic ALSO matched the comment that I left. Wouldn't the MORE insecure douches be the ones attacking people online?

Attacking people online...you mean like calling someone a bitch? Whoopsies....

Lizza330 28

That's part of the reason why if I ever go to the beach I would wear one of thoese tankini things.

What's a tankini? O.o

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tankinis are horrible and give you weird tan lines. Believe me, this is the first year I've worn a bikini(parents' rules that I couldn't before) and it's much, much better. And you don't have a swimsuit?

Tankinis are better than one-pieces in my opinion.

What is a tankini? Is it like a one piece?

FMLshark 12

How about you all fucking Google it.

So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

Will OP marry me?

mrtjawesome 14

oh, this isnt the naked beach? *poker face*